Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Thats a lot of DVD's How do you find one, are you an alphabetical, genre or disorganised shambles man?

There is something in Kronenberg (other than the alcohol) that doesn't agree with me. I can drink other strong lagers but even a little bit of 1664 knocks me sick.

Ambrose scored in the last minute. Did Milner play?

Lager to begin with. Then if it becomes too bloating/gassy I am partial to a Black Ice.

From the thread title I thought this was going to be borderline birds v2

Sven must have been impressed by that. Surely more to offer an England squad than Owen Hargreaves.

Parker Boumsong Given

Apparently they walked off the set of Top of the Pops when Richard Bacon made a joke about them being fat.

I'm thinking pirate or L.A gang member. That bandana is Bloods street colours. Could be a kitty with attitude.

I used "rude not to" a lot on my holiday after seeing someone in a footie shirt with RUDE NOT 2 on the back. I also used "Tasty beverage?" a lot (meaning do you want a beer).

Where are you getting the pictures for your avas Catmag? They're brilliant, is that one a pirate?

How did he get a perforation of the colon? Was the horse doing him

Yes, its been a fabulous series. The two best teams in test cricket, so closely matched. I take confidence from the fact that their team is aging and on the decline whilst ours is young and coming into its own.

What could prove more costly is that if the series is drawn the Aussies retain the Ashes as holders. Cue 'Convicts get out of jail' headlines.

BRING IT ON! Nervous now, sweaty palms. Come on England.

I can see the Crims grinding this out for a draw. I guess that will feel almost like a win to them in terms of momentum going into the next test.

Know what you mean.

My phrase for that situation is "lets get the fuck out of Dodge" Think its from a Tarantino film but I can't remember which one.

I'd be amazed if they let him out of their sight now they appear to have him almost-fit. He should be kept in a padded cell between games and training. The Owen bit I can easily believe though, unfortunatly. NewsNow not the most reliable source mind.

I wonder what Henry was saying to Souness after the sending off.

I imagine there would be a queue of people willing to hold him under.

Cheers

Because its a smokescreen. Fat Fred has no intention of letting Souness spend anymore money.

Gaston the Licky Sticky Wank stick