Dr Kenneth Noisewater

How did Vettel and Hamilton end up back in place after pitting under the safety car but Alonso didn't?

Which country is he from?

I can remember Venables commenting on that: "I don't know about defending like Panzer's there, they were defending like pansies!"

"Bye-bye American side" Fuck off Tyldesley, you wanker.

Just make sure Stephen Hawking tells us how to get fusion working before he dies. Problem solved.

The RNLI are the richest charity in the country so they get nowt off me. Great North Air Ambulance, RSPCA and Cancer Research are my choice, I'll put loose change in a charity box at a till if I recognise it, and sponsor someone who is doing a bike-ride or parachute jump or whatever. But do not stop me in the street or come to my door.

Looks a good player. I'd be seriously having a look at some of these players if I was toon boss. Sanchez looks like a lightening quick winger. Udinese would want about £10m for him. And ManU are already sniffing allegedly.

Who's at the door fatty?

Wasn't the mighty Clarence Acuña from Chile? For that reason alone, they are my new second team now the Danes are out.

What is the significance (if there is one) of the red square under the neck on the Jap shirts?

Perhaps Luca di Montezemolo had the author shot, eh Rob?

Did anyone else have to suffer watching the game at work with people who probably haven't watched a match since the last World Cup? "Is Rooney allowed to go anywhere on the field?" "How come when we kick it out they get the ball?" "Why do they keep falling over and rolling on the ground?"

Chelsea & ManU have shared five of the last six. We've got no fucking chance.

What makes it worse is the fact that after tonight's games one of USA, Uruguay, South Korea or Ghana will definitely be in the semi-finals. Now had we won the softest group.... Still, it's not like we have any history with Germany and Argentina. Oh, wait....

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So.... Germany it is then.

If Desailly is such a proud, patriotic Ghanan why did he play for France? He's what's known in some schools as...

Unusual situation here, with a Boateng brother playing for either side.

Remind me, how are Ireland doing in the World Cup? Admit it Kevin, you obsess over England because you hate the fact we're just better in so many ways. Your not though Well, we are. Your team is full of cheaters and scousers. Sacked. shiyiteeee But we are at the World Cup. Say that to me on Saturday dear xx That won't be hard seeing as England don't play again til Sunday you scrote

Good job we've got Defoe. I can't describe the face i pulled when i read that Was it like your mams cum face?

Probably Germany next and then if we somehow beat them, likely the Argies!

Remind me, how are Ireland doing in the World Cup? Admit it Kevin, you obsess over England because you hate the fact we're just better in so many ways. Your not though Well, we are.

You're joking aren't you? He took a massive pay cut to help keep the team afloat, then helped deliver the World Championship for them. No matter how unlikely it may have sounded at the time, if they'd written into his contract the gift of a car in return for his pay cut, they have to honour it. I'm not feeling sorry for a millionaire playboy here, but a deal is a deal. A bit like you paying up for your 'enforced pit-stops' bet.