Dr Kenneth Noisewater

do you think signing Cole was instrumental in keeping ManU ahead of us ? Personally, I don't. I know he was a good signing for them, but the changes Keegan made to Newcastle got them closer, which was the whole point ? I appreciate your point, but would ManU have just signed someone else of a high calibre ? I just think the main difference between them and us in 1995/96 was they had experience of the pressure in both the playing and managerial departments. The only player we had was Beardsley, arguably you could say selling Venison was a mistake too, I certainly think so. I could be wrong, but wasn't Cole rubbish when he first went to Man U? He was intimidated by Cantona and there was absolutely no chemistry between them iirc. He didn't return to his best until Fergie paired him with Dwight Yorke. And Venison got the elbow for breaking a curfew and going for a drink with Steve Howey and someone else. Venison took the rap for it as the senior player who should've known better. Tremendous player too, real shame.

Well half the world knows about Robin Hood. The airport in Doncaster?

I don't, he seems to me like the kind of guy people want to play for I'm sure Neale McDermott thinks otherwise And Ross Gardner and James Beaumont.

The rule of thirds doesn't always apply, particularly in landscapes. Sometimes its the big sky that has all the drama in a picture (like the one below). Also, if you're doing a panoramic crop having a narrow strip of land at the bottom and the rest sky gives a sense of wide open space.

Redundancy notices going out to a few people at our place this week. The Noisewater sphincter has been twitching like a rabbits nose.

Yes, I see it now: How dare Keegan come here and not be as good as the most successful domestic manager in British football history. The cunt. Man U were the only club who could've taken Cole off us then, as Craig correctly points out. No-one else had the financial muscle back then and going to anyone but ourselves or ManU would have been a step down for the player.

Perhaps you shouldn't get involved if you can't get it right. Even when you have google to help you out. Mick Jones was the centre forward. Wasn't sniffer Alan Smith's nickname at Leeds? Or am I wide of the mark? Smudger iirc. Or was that the Arsenal one?

It was alright. Two unnecessary digs at KK took the shine off it for me. We were in danger of becoming one-dimensional with Cole so selling him for Gillespie then buying Sir Les with the money was fine by me. Also, you cannot say he lacks backbone. If anything he stands up for his principals too much.

Probably a draconian drive-through. But not until their driver was safely 20-odd seconds ahead of course

I'd recommend the documentary 'The Deadliest Crash: the Le Mans 1955 Disaster' on BBC2 at 11.

Fantastic feature on Senna.

Boumsong went to Juve, but he became less shit rather than brilliant. And that might have been the season they were in Serie B due to the financial naughtiness. David Rozenhal went to Lazio, I've no idea what happened to him there.

can you uninstall WMP from a windows installation ????? Try: Start > Control panel > add or remove programs and get rid of anything to do with WMP. OR: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/934372

can you uninstall WMP from a windows installation ????? Try: Start > Control panel > add or remove programs and get rid of anything to do with WMP.

Why don't you try this Leazes? http://www.oldversion.com/Windows-Media-Player.html Just install the version of WMP you were happy with.

yes, but if its the same as my email ?? I'll have to change the passwords for all my football sites etc, what a ballache It does it by site, not by password. If that's what you mean. ok. So how much more virus and spyware protection does it give ? Do you still need to run checkers and antispyware ? It's less likely to be hacked but you must continue to run your anti-virus and spyware.

Was hoping this was going to be a 'yes, Gemmill...'

I thought she epitomised the thread title. (With Lisa Tarbuck as well obviously) Aye, well it got a bit off track as there's nothing borderline about a lot of those mentioned. Liza Tarbuck is one I've mentioned before (along with Juliette Lewis) although neither are exactly mingers. LK is just a bit of a dog though imo. Is Tarbuck a tuppence licker?

They did but it was unintentional. It cut to an advert just as Gerrard was about to score against USA. Mongs. As for just saying it was shite, I wish they'd give their analysis at 11pm so they can swear and say what they want. Get someone like Peter Reid on: "Lets be honest Terry is a fuckin tool, look at him prancing round thinkin he's Bobby fuckin Moore, that cunt couldn't pass the parcel the talentless overated cunt", I think that level of debate would be most welcome past the watershed. Then Desaiily jumping in "and here me now when I play in the club of Chelsea he has smallest cock in dressing room" *laughter*, it would be offending no one apart from the players and they deserve abusing and would give the country a laugh. You just want Ron Atkinson back to fling racial slurs at Desailly again... I'd rather have Ron on again talking about reducers, little eyebrows and lollipops early doors than listen to Desailly go on about the goats and chickens in Ghana, the country he is so proud of he played for France.

I wonder how many charver kids there'll be called Raoul in years to come?

This is at Sports direct for all our cheap Vietnamese imports, so on top of the £10 you would save rather than buying it from the club there's another £5. Moral conundrum eh? On with velcro so the CCC one's can go back on next season?

ok. What about zonealarm ? Or will windows firewall be enough ? Windows firewall should be ok as long as you're not being too naughty. Keep your avg up-to-date and do a full scan once or twice a week. Also download either MalwareBytes and/or Spybot to keep an eye out for malware. Likewise, keep these up-to-date and scan regularly. You could use Firefox instead of IE as your browser as Firefox is supposed to be more secure, particularly if you use NoScript with it to limit what certain sites can do.

Aye! Right, the other day when I posted that I attached another picture of this news bint, but it clearly didn't work, so.. ..there we go.