Dr Kenneth Noisewater

She never saw it cumming.

Raoul_Moat1: Yes, I am Jimmy Five Bellies in disguise. Rumbled. Ok, let Gazza through but Shearer can fuck right off pet

Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying. Hence the borderline. I'd still rattle her ribs. Did you know she is the sister (or it might be half-sister) of Big Suze from Peep Show? Now she would get it, very much north of the borderline.

French- poof They tried to serve white wine with steak and he passed out.

Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying.

He sounded pissed as a fart. Probably not happy that someone is challenging him as most mental man in the North-East.

Is Gascoigne really there, or are Sky just speculating? Has he been seen on camera?

John Sopel has got that lass to ring her mam up then got the mobile off her

Some of these jokes aren't rauolmoatly funny.

So, these music downloader thingys. Which is the 'cleanest' ie no spyware, trojans, nasties etc? Which do you use for single tracks and which do you prefer for whole albums?

Is that Toonraider?

Hope you've had a good one mate.

16-19th

Imagine if it was Brummie: "Woi sun woi? Yow carnt gow on loik this, yow should be giving git up now sun..." :angry: Scouse: "Go 'ed Lah! Fuchkin meerdeh anutha pig Lah!

I loved Rob Lee. Best value signing ever? Has to be up there anyway. For me Shearer was a great servant but it's always slightly tainted by our only really having him as a world class player for one season. He was only 75% of the player he once was after that injury at Everton pre-season. Couldn't agree more. Shearer lost his explosiveness (if there is such a word) after that injury.

I'll pm you Kevin.

£1000-£1500

Logfile of Trend Micro HijackThis v2.0.4 Scan saved at 22:50:13, on 05/07/2010 Platform: Windows XP SP3 (WinNT 5.01.2600) MSIE: Internet Explorer v8.00 (8.00.6001.18702) Boot mode: Normal Running processes: C:\WINDOWS\System32\smss.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\lsass.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe C:\Program Files\COMODO\COMODO Internet Security\cmdagent.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgchsvx.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgrsx.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgcsrvx.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\spoolsv.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgwdsvc.exe C:\Program Files\Bonjour\mDNSResponder.exe C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin\jqs.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgnsx.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgemc.exe C:\WINDOWS\Explorer.EXE C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuauclt.exe C:\Program Files\AVG\AVG9\avgcsrvx.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\hkcmd.exe C:\PROGRA~1\AVG\AVG9\avgtray.exe C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 9.0\Reader\Reader_sl.exe C:\Program Files\COMODO\COMODO Internet Security\cfp.exe C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe C:\Program Files\Cactus Spam Filter 2.13\cactusspamfilter.exe C:\Program Files\Spybot - Search & Destroy\TeaTimer.exe C:\Program Files\SAGEM\SAGEM F@st 800-840\dslmon.exe C:\Program Files\Trend Micro\HiJackThis\HiJackThis.exe R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Search Page = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=54896 R0 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Start Page = http://www.toontastic.net/board/ R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=69157 R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Search_URL = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=54896 R1 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Search Page = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=54896 R0 - HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Start Page = http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=69157 R1 - HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Connection Wizard,ShellNext = "C:\Program Files\Outlook Express\msimn.exe" O2 - BHO: AcroIEHelperStub - {18DF081C-E8AD-4283-A596-FA578C2EBDC3} - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Adobe\Acrobat\ActiveX\AcroIEHelperShim.dll O2 - 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HKLM\..\Run: [Adobe Reader Speed Launcher] "C:\Program Files\Adobe\Reader 9.0\Reader\Reader_sl.exe" O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [Adobe ARM] "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Adobe\ARM\1.0\AdobeARM.exe" O4 - HKLM\..\Run: [COMODO Internet Security] "C:\Program Files\COMODO\COMODO Internet Security\cfp.exe" -h O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [ctfmon.exe] C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [EPSON Stylus D78 Series] C:\WINDOWS\System32\spool\DRIVERS\W32X86\3\E_FATIBGE.EXE /FU "C:\DOCUME~1\DAYTOD~1\LOCALS~1\Temp\E_S43A.tmp" /EF "HKCU" O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [com.codeode.cactusspamfilter] "C:\Program Files\Cactus Spam Filter 2.13\cactusspamfilter.exe" -minimized O4 - HKCU\..\Run: [spybotSD TeaTimer] C:\Program Files\Spybot - Search & Destroy\TeaTimer.exe O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-19\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\system32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'LOCAL SERVICE') O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-20\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\system32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'NETWORK SERVICE') O4 - HKUS\S-1-5-18\..\Run: [CTFMON.EXE] C:\WINDOWS\system32\CTFMON.EXE (User 'SYSTEM') O4 - 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Service: ServiceLayer - Nokia - C:\Program Files\PC Connectivity Solution\ServiceLayer.exe O23 - Service: SonicStage Back-End Service - Sony Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Sony Shared\AVLib\SsBeSvc.exe O23 - Service: Sony SPTI Service (SPTISRV) - Sony Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Sony Shared\AVLib\SPTISRV.exe O23 - Service: SonicStage SCSI Service (SSScsiSV) - Sony Corporation - C:\Program Files\Common Files\Sony Shared\AVLib\SSScsiSV.exe -- End of file - 8206 bytes

Bah, the search engine is still hi-jacked.

Found 4 threats:

Right Kevin, last night before I read your replies I ran Spybot which found something called fraud.sys (I think). I'm going to follow your advice now and run MalwareBytes in safe mode. I'll let you know what crops up. By the way, the original malware that I thought I'd cleared was called AV security suite.

I've downloaded COMODO firewall for now to keep me going. There is something else going on too, because when I click on some links from Google searches I'm re-directed Ask Jeeves via something called http://eiqc.org/search.php

I've had some spyware get on the pc, which it looks like I've got rid of now. However, Windows Firewall has stopped working. When I try to switch it back on I get: Windows Firewall Settings cannot be displayed because the associated service is not running. Do you want to start the Windows Firewall/Internet Connection Sharing (ICS) service? I select 'Yes' and get: Windows cannot start the windows Firewall/Internet connection connection (ICS) service. So what do I do?