Dr Kenneth Noisewater

and the Irish are ridiculed for holding a grudge a few months on... We're having a silver jubilee for it next summer. Extra bank holiday and everything.

I'm not bitter at all. I'm fed up hearing about the English and Fabio Capello and Rooney's "rant". Put the cricket on then. One of your lads is doing rather well for England.

24 years today since the 'hand of god' goal.

I was going to say: Starter: Nachos Main: Steak, chips, peas and onion rings Dessert: some sort of chocolate cheesecake thing Cheese & biscuits but Geordieracer's suggestion has got my mouth watering now.

Greece playing four centrebacks and four defensive midfielders. They should re-name this the Allardyce Cup.

Lennon is frighteningly short of control of his feet tbh. tough to drop him and keep gerrard and rooney in, we were shit against algeria but he was the only front player who showed some threat It's all about opinions I suppose. I think he's been rotten.

How many sides have played back fives in this tournament? I can see plenty of packed midfields but not many five at the backs.

Lennon is frighteningly short of control of his feet tbh.

No, go on...

This, but with Milner in for Lennon would do. I'm at work which should guarantee an absolutely barnstorming performance that people will talk about for years

Summer solstice today, the longest day. Nights start drawing in from here on in, all downhill 'til Christmas.

Phil Jagielka was unlucky to miss out. Post World Cup, I reckon he's got a big future ahead of him. Lescott if he ever gets his head screwed back on? Micah Richards (although Capello never picked him as a rightback so maybe he doesn't like him)?

depends, are you doing some physical exercise? typing. Then, yeah. It does. I'm also wearing a nike tshirt. Now Kevin, do you smoke, legal or illegal substances, own a staffy dog, and wear a baseball cap? And do your ambitions extend to spending dole money at the bookies and the pub? 3 or more yeses then you are a chav. Also: Do you have a chunky 'gold' curb chain and matching bracelet that makes your skin go green?

You need a certain understated cool to wear Gazelles. I'm not surprised you don't like them

do you think it makes much difference in reception quality ? Digital is better IMO, I hardly use my tuner now. It does to a bit of wire taped to the wall. DAB reception is patchy where I live so can't fully convert yet.

Fucking hell that was one steep curve! Fuck knows how I ever passed, it was lucky dip what gear you got. Actually did my test in a Nissan Sunny which was luxury in comparison.

You're not going to like mine then Kevin:

Fiat 126 (learnt in this) Mini Clubman automatic (In brown. Shared with mum). Vauxhall Chevette (first car of my own) VW Polo 1.3 (the breadvan shaped one) Metro 1.4 GTA (worst car I've ever had) VW Polo 1.0 Mazda MX-3 V6 VW Corrado VR6 VW Golf GTI Audi A3 1.8T Honda Civic

Used to have a full separates system, but I've got a little Denon micro system now. It would be the business if I had an outdoor fm aerial.

The only highlight will be that pass Meenzer was on about and then a sign saying "The North Korean side died on the way back to their home country"

Upson & Dawson? Woo-hoo!

Typical French: things not going their way so they go on strike. They'll be burning sheep and blockading the ports next.

Good to see he still starts every interview with "Well-lla"