Ayatollah Hermione

Nice to see no overreactions anyway

I disagree that Isak is streaky, like but he is often isolated. I thought today was better in terms of getting him in the game with people up with him but the sharpness wasn’t there. In the season we finished 4th, when either of Isak or Wilson looked off it, the other one came in and picked up the slack. We don’t have that luxury now and, despite being quick and physically at it, Osula obviously isn’t there yet

Willock was shit today like but I’m forever of the opinion that he’s only useful in games where he has that space to go into. He’s not a player who can come on and break teams down. Backs to the wall away at Liverpool and it’s a different story. Today was just endlessly frustrating. We just can’t score, despite having players with stacks of goals in them

We needed that winger and striker in the summer. Got a horrible feeling we’ll lose big ground because they didn’t come in. Especially in games like this

Hall is class. I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t play for England before the end of the season

I wouldn’t kna

Welbeck can fuck off as well. I do worse getting out of bed on a morning

Wouldn’t be against giving Osula a go. Dunk is a pretty experienced centre half and would probably pocket him but it’s worth a go. Might just pop up

Fucking hell, we can’t finish our tea atm like. Doing everything right but that. Last season, they were flying in from all angles

This ref can’t be a Premier League one This is about as bad as you can be without making any newsworthy howlers

That’s a blatant booking on Tonali for me. Soft pushes in the back are bookings but smashing your studs into ankles or achilles aren’t, apparently.

I’m no huge Longstaff hater but Tonali is so much better, it’s ridiculous. The way we can control games and win the midfield battles with him is night and day. Not sure he has Longy’s goals in him, though

Well, it could be worse. We could be Man Utd

Would be nice to get one before half time. Knock the wind back out of their sails before they can get in and sort themselves out

Booking for that! What a fucking joker this cunt is

Fuck off, man

Another stop-start shitty arsed ref

I have no issue with the FA going for an established coach who can take a group of players that is pretty much ready to be and has come very close to, winning a tournament and give it another crack. It’s never going to be that easy, obviously but he’s someone that will definitely have a good plan for how to play and won’t be shoehorning players in to a lopsided tactic. I’m pretty sure we won’t be starting the World Cup with a right back in charge of the whole left side, for instance. What is more of a worry is that he falls out with every cunt and you can see him giving a bit back to the press and it all ending in tears

Glad we’re giving out Ozempic to the obese and jobless though. We’ll not bother doing anything about making genuine healthy food affordable or limiting ultra processed shite, just take this and get into work

“Trent” is a proper liability at international level, like. Even if you put him at right back, he’ll just decide to put himself into midfield anyway. Hopefully the Tuchel rumours are true as he might actually have the clout to make players play where they need to be, not where they want

There’s no way that’s not a mackem btw. Even by their standards, he’s not subtle

I am once more asking for a job where I can just work at home all day every day. Someone get me in, I’m not an idiot. I will be answering no further questions

That kid was a fuckwit when I was on there and it seems he hasn’t changed

The drum sound on that Stevie Ray Vaughan album every shit pub guitarist absolutely worships is so offensively bad that I can never listen to it.

These can’t defend to save their life so fully expecting Schar to be pinging balls over to Barnes and Gordon every time we get it