Ayatollah Hermione

I'm going the same way. Finally getting used to the parry but fuck me, it's so badly explained. Is it just me or does it look like shit too? Movement, level design and camera seems like it belongs in 2007 and that might be a bit harsh.

Metal Gear Rising. It is unforgivable for a game to have such a bad camera in 2013

Q1. What are your opinions on your season so far - has it gone how you expected? Inept more than not, lucky more than not, still overwhelmingly poor for 33 games. Europe was a nice distraction and we can be proud of the graft and effort we put in but the league has been drastic. Pardew's nosediving. Q2. What are your opinions on our season so far? Know you started well but since then, I haven't kept up with you lot really. I have a West Brom supporting mate and he's happy so I assume you lads are doing well. Q3. Peter Odemwingie was the attention of many in January. What did you make of him and the way in which we dealt with the situation? Thought neither side was blameless but no professional should act like that. Q4. You were also incredibly busy in January - how have your new signings settled in and who should we be wary of? They've settled well enough but look completely clueless at times because of the way we're set up. Sissoko is a beast but could still be tired. Gouffran is quick and handy on the break but that requires us to actually get the ball to his feet. Q5. You won the game at SJP 2-1. What were your opinions on this game? We robbed you, basically. Symptomatic of our performances all season that game; Cisse dragging us out the shit at home. Q6- Where do you expect Newcastle to finish the season and which clubs do you feel shall be relegated? 14th which is absolutely not good enough with the squad we have. I expect Villa to join QPR and Reading but Sunderland aren't safe at all, no matter their posturing since Sunday Q7. Where do you expect West Brom to finish the season? Lower top half. Q8. What side is Alan Pardew likely to choose? Same as Sunday with Haidara at full back. It'll have the same midfield problems as always. Q9. And finally, score predictions. West Brom 2-0 Newcastle United

How does a bloke move through a massive crowd, dropping multiple backpacks off in bins and nobody notices?

Aye, was my thinking as well. Didn't think it was some sort of bloke holding a detonator but it's a well-timed picture, in a macabre sense.

This is doing the rounds. Who is that on the roof?

Fucking hell, what can you even say? Completely beyond all rational comprehension.

Remarkably close.

Aye, that one as well.

When I was at uni, I got into a huge slanging match because I didn't want to dress up as a pirate for a night out ffs.

Ye kna, I expect a bit of shit talking and it's all part of it but these lads are shocking.

A brilliant day on the piss interrupted by those cowardly arseholes.

Aye, don't worry man, these lads are just as up for it as those. Cabaye will run the show.

You gan across for it?

I'm out from 11 and am going til I drop if we win. The nerves are too much.

The ninja turtles fucking love bukkake. Especially when it involves young Japanese children.

'Where Does the Grass Grow'is superb

No chance Jonas is getting dropped and he absolutely shouldn't be either.

Think he'll give the mackems a bit of a nightmare unless they kick him up a height early.

I made the same mistake, Tom. Though, tbf, I am a racist.

Ooh, matron

Benfica will probably win the EL, they got a 0-0 draw at the Nou Camp and are unbeaten since November. He gave them a fucking nightmare. Poor Titus...

Fucking hell, I thought I was depressed about getting knocked out the Europa league and here's CT having to cope by listening to Freebird and One Direction. Poor fucker

So, who they got out? Gardner, Cattermole and Fletcher? Big names there and as said, they're going to miss the midfield presence.

That the new place next to the LIFE centre? We were in as it just opened and IIRC, it seemed to be all current trendy US indie music. If I had to guess, you're looking at bands like Yeasayer and Local Natives. Is it any cheaper btw? We were in on opening night and it'll never survive round there with the prices as they were.