Ayatollah Hermione

Fucking hell, what can you even say? Completely beyond all rational comprehension.

Remarkably close.

Aye, that one as well.

When I was at uni, I got into a huge slanging match because I didn't want to dress up as a pirate for a night out ffs.

Ye kna, I expect a bit of shit talking and it's all part of it but these lads are shocking.

A brilliant day on the piss interrupted by those cowardly arseholes.

Aye, don't worry man, these lads are just as up for it as those. Cabaye will run the show.

You gan across for it?

I'm out from 11 and am going til I drop if we win. The nerves are too much.

The ninja turtles fucking love bukkake. Especially when it involves young Japanese children.

'Where Does the Grass Grow'is superb

No chance Jonas is getting dropped and he absolutely shouldn't be either.

Think he'll give the mackems a bit of a nightmare unless they kick him up a height early.

I made the same mistake, Tom. Though, tbf, I am a racist.

Ooh, matron

Benfica will probably win the EL, they got a 0-0 draw at the Nou Camp and are unbeaten since November. He gave them a fucking nightmare. Poor Titus...

Fucking hell, I thought I was depressed about getting knocked out the Europa league and here's CT having to cope by listening to Freebird and One Direction. Poor fucker

So, who they got out? Gardner, Cattermole and Fletcher? Big names there and as said, they're going to miss the midfield presence.

That the new place next to the LIFE centre? We were in as it just opened and IIRC, it seemed to be all current trendy US indie music. If I had to guess, you're looking at bands like Yeasayer and Local Natives. Is it any cheaper btw? We were in on opening night and it'll never survive round there with the prices as they were.

Perch is alreet at CB, you'd think this season would put that myth to bed. 6 foot 7 Traore didn't win a header against him.

He's either on about Gardner picking up a daft suspension going into this game or some lad from Benfica is faking an injury. You'd like to think.

Didn't think much of the Mad Men opener but it always takes 4-5 episodes to get going anyway and I'm interested to see what direction it's going to go in before the final season. Season 3 of Louie is absolutely class but it's becoming more like weekly depressing short stories and luckily for me, I find that hilarious. Got season 7 of 30 Rock to watch too. I've got no idea how it ends but I expect it to be as ridiculous as possible.

The Hobbit - Aye, it's alreet, bit of a sausage fest though. Could have done with 15 minutes shaved off

cool dog