Ayatollah Hermione

I only hope that the rumoured subscription business is just that. That PS4 racing game set a pretty good standard for next-gen racing graphics so I hope Forza 5 can better it. We all know next-gen graphics must be judged on the cars.

Phoenix

Aye, to eat his bait off.

Aye, as a collective, they're not good enough to properly make me laugh with it. The crack from us has been better about it; they can't resist their favourite "scum" and "classy" buzzwords.

Artificial grass still grows.

Tears? You're not trying to sniff them when they're lit, are you?

that's a euphemism.

:lol: ARAGORN!

aye, right you are.

and lo, much like a banshee, his howls were brash and offensive, devoid of warmth, wit and substance

Aye, it is. First time in forever I've not bothered queuing anything else up, I've just been hitting repeat.

haha, aye, my dad knows some complete knackers like and you don't realise until you look back and think "nar, he was probably constantly out of his bracket on Tetley's". I mean it with the people you'd get knocking about at the match then because they've disappeared, it seems (for better or worse) and it properly adds some flavour and gives it the character it must have had. The match is always better when you're surrounded by 5 pissed up lunatics than it is 300 jaded 60 year olds. Hope you can get a few more out like, always love reading up about the match in those days. Seems so foreign to someone that wasn't old enough to experience it with how it is now.

all i wanted to do was talk about my beloved club . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

I've listened to Heaven or Las Vegas about 25 times this week. I think I need Parky to come and tell me that's normal behaviour.

Aye, as much as he's a thoroughly dislikable chap, he's been carrying Liverpool this season far more than Bale's been carrying Spurs. Tremendous footballer whose close control is different class.

Good read that, Stevie, mate. Absolutely no reason you can't put something together if you stick with it; Billy Furious released a book that was him looking back on the promotion season in much a similar tone. I love reading anything like this as it properly feels like something from a different era even though it's in my lifetime. If you can remember more stories of any foul-mouthed, pissed up mates of your fatha, that'd be sound. Nowt brings a story to life more.

You're a slave to stats you, like.

Aye, that's what I mean. Glad it's shite; means I can get through my backlog quicker. Hooray.

Aye. Spent so much time on that mechanic and absolutely nothing on making the rest of it fun to play.

I'm going the same way. Finally getting used to the parry but fuck me, it's so badly explained. Is it just me or does it look like shit too? Movement, level design and camera seems like it belongs in 2007 and that might be a bit harsh.

Metal Gear Rising. It is unforgivable for a game to have such a bad camera in 2013

Q1. What are your opinions on your season so far - has it gone how you expected? Inept more than not, lucky more than not, still overwhelmingly poor for 33 games. Europe was a nice distraction and we can be proud of the graft and effort we put in but the league has been drastic. Pardew's nosediving. Q2. What are your opinions on our season so far? Know you started well but since then, I haven't kept up with you lot really. I have a West Brom supporting mate and he's happy so I assume you lads are doing well. Q3. Peter Odemwingie was the attention of many in January. What did you make of him and the way in which we dealt with the situation? Thought neither side was blameless but no professional should act like that. Q4. You were also incredibly busy in January - how have your new signings settled in and who should we be wary of? They've settled well enough but look completely clueless at times because of the way we're set up. Sissoko is a beast but could still be tired. Gouffran is quick and handy on the break but that requires us to actually get the ball to his feet. Q5. You won the game at SJP 2-1. What were your opinions on this game? We robbed you, basically. Symptomatic of our performances all season that game; Cisse dragging us out the shit at home. Q6- Where do you expect Newcastle to finish the season and which clubs do you feel shall be relegated? 14th which is absolutely not good enough with the squad we have. I expect Villa to join QPR and Reading but Sunderland aren't safe at all, no matter their posturing since Sunday Q7. Where do you expect West Brom to finish the season? Lower top half. Q8. What side is Alan Pardew likely to choose? Same as Sunday with Haidara at full back. It'll have the same midfield problems as always. Q9. And finally, score predictions. West Brom 2-0 Newcastle United

How does a bloke move through a massive crowd, dropping multiple backpacks off in bins and nobody notices?