Ayatollah Hermione

Dirty bastard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Good luck to Gemmill with helping his friend move house or whatever it is he's doing.

You literally season it, then taste it until it isn't too salty, howay.

Keeps her quiet though eh eh eh eh? Geet up, sexism

Find a lass that'll rip it off and you'll soon be going everywhere for a similar fix when it finishes. I had a lass who would routinely give out amazing blow jobs and it's been a depressing search ever since. But, I keep on looking, like a tramp desperate for wine money.

Slapping yourself about is a different story. I max out at about 3 days, any longer and i'd fucking borst.

Fucking hell, sorry Tom, mate.

Spent nights applying ice packs with some lasses tbh. They must have been trying to rip its jacket off

I'm only a bairn compared to you middle aged sacks of man boobs but I only go with lasses my age or older. I don't need some daft 18 year old treating it like a skipping rope, i'm a busy man.

6 months. Not that bad if you turn to serial killing.

It's caused by ghosts having a feel of your knackers when you're akip.

I think you'll find my cup that reads "World's Best Lover" is based on empirical fact. Ladies.

Is there something mentally wrong with you?

Yet to be battered

Right, is fish tweeting pictures of lasses on dates gay or not? Is he now a woman?

I'm most excited about the headphone socket in the controller and to see how the launch racing title looks. That's always a great feature of any press conference; how are the cars looking?

Is it only gay if the other bloke moisturises or is it gay if he works in a "female" profession?

Sounds like you were being a right faggot about it, aye.

Some awful things going on here. Equating "womanly" with being gay, measuring male character by the outward presentation we put forward. You're like a bunch of benders.

My mate did. Once saw an octopus juggling his deodorant

Cant believe that Meenzer is trying to claim hyper masculinity for the gays. First marriage, now our pillars of gender theory. Cameron's Britain

"Gayer" is being used an insult a bit too much here. It's like being back in Year 9.

Hew, Robochef, can you put that soup recipe up please?