Ayatollah Hermione

Can't get into it myself. Like the general level design of it all though

In between putting on a dodgy Chinese accent to order his drinks.

Are you free in 2015, possibly 2016?

The only marriage I want is the sweet synergy when you slap some ham between two bits of bread, let me tell you

I'm going to rest between murdering them and Gareth Bale raping us up the wrong un and predict a point after a good game "for the neutral"

If MBV set out to make the most boring album of the decade so far, then they succeeded.

Signing a striker in the summer sez Pardew. Plenty goals in this current set up anyway tbh. Cisse will score again.

life begins at 40

What next? People will be asking to marry their gerbils and we'll be staring at a full blown insurrection. Princess Di will be turning in her fiery grave

His poor wife, just out of shot, buttering 15 slices of Mother's Loaf

Lost a bit of dramatic flair with the second one though. Don't think much of his cinematographer

Well frigging stand back when you take a picture! Looks like a ton weight

It's a sad world where this is a leaders most controversial issue rather than his systematic destruction of our heath care system.

Gays should not be married in church. They should be forced to do it in a fitting location, like a public toilet cubicle or a flower shop

You really need to calm down with the portion sizes

House of Cards is canny but a bit derivative. Building nicely though with some good character episodes in there.

Try and win it everyday of the week. Metalist falls at a time where we can play a good side and very few injuries. Get at them.

If anything could sum up the current status quo between the fans, it would be this story.

As a kid, I spent as much time playing video games and watching cartoons as I did playing football. Whenever it's brought up, I laugh. A very convenient way to look at things.

Missed out on the best Spanish striker of his generation here

This can't be right, laughing at your jokes.

We all die anyway.

A second striker has hit the forward line.

I'm still laughing at CT having bread with every meal. Even curry?

That's mint. Get me a crate full of it, a flamethrower and an empty field.