Ayatollah Hermione

God no, I won't even steal his lines. In case she runs a mile

All the hair. Looked like she had Hendrix in a leglock

Nar but when she fell asleep, I sniffed her hair for 45 minutes

I do know that Pardew wants to throttle some of the young lads. It's no offence not being good enough but to barely try is. Who thought Nile Ranger would be the one with the right ideas?

never in my life but had a mint day with a lass I've liked for ages yesterday so divvint worry, lads, 2013 will be champion.

Like a dog with two cocks

Have you tried keeping anacondas around the house?

Christ on a bendy bus, man, CT. Some of us are ill

Didn't realise Stephen Ireland was such a hot issue.

Where could you have possibly been to put yourself through them?

Ta, ordered a bottle of it

We could be hiring a new tea lady and they'd tie it into Ba.

How are you spending your last day?

This thread, man. I can't believe nobody picked up on Aeris' point about Football Manager being a valid reference Marveaux is probably a bit shit. Most players are

I'm not. What a glorious waste of time this woman's exploits are. Britain's Most Famous Slapper.

Debating on whether or not to order some Bulleit Bourbon as a present to myself. Anyone had it?

Nowt gets past you with the Toon like

When WILL the Carroll money be spent? Posted by L.Mag

Started with Gateshead who have a truckload of shite and no money. Finished 13th in the 1st season, let 3/4 of the squad go, replaced them with younger, more technical players, changed to a 541 and am now 13 matches unbeaten. And the fans were kicking off because I let Donaldson go. Thick, the lot of them

Aye, never sleep.

Gemmill, aged 31 at the time

Shit me

What in the name of sweet Cheryl's baps is happening there?

Gemmill defusing the situation nicely.

I can't decide if he's a bullshitter or a massive bullshitter.