Ayatollah Hermione

Women are great so it'd be canny. I'm growing a massive beard though so I'd like to see them try that

I've done two days solid before when in Liverpool for a weekend. Done it without any drugs either which I'm canny proud of. Had bouts of insomnia before but thankfully, always managed an hour or two here and there before it got too bad.

It's not Eastenders

Luther is good, aye. Think you'll like it.

Was just thinking that. Loves throwing 'homo' around a bit too much.

Messi tournament next year tbqphwafs.

Quite literally a recipe for disaster

Amstrad and Commodore 64 had a few light gun games, could have been one of them.

Juventus outclassing them made all the better by ITVs pair of bell ends talking total shite for 90 minutes.

Right here. Also have the keyboard for Typing of the Dead. I'm pretty cool

My first post should tell you all you need to know.

Ta everyone. I'll probably go easy on the champagne but getting a load of salads and keeping it healthy(ish) will be the way to go. Picnic baskets are obscenely expensive for a big baal of wicker

So, cheese sandwiches.

Couple of hours. Not sure I can take much first person stealth in anything really though. Will power through in chunks.

Nazi Pope Nazi Pope 2: The Mystery of Hitler's Bible

I've had about 9 bags of Happy Shopper Monster claws in a week and I look magnificent. A diet I recommend, CT

If I wafted a steak bake in her face on this, I'd get no bean salad

What's the world coming to when a young couple will be having a silly late Valentines day because one of them is away for a month and you ask for help from a community to get mockery, euphemisms and a shopping list that's a one way ticket to heart disease? I'll buy loads of M&S Food like. Not from M&S though, I'm not made of money

From that, I'll take the pop. We're in our early 20s, like food and probably won't be picking a shopping list that can be done at Greggs.

Bean salad? I've no time for your euphemisms, Martin. Well I've got a month to plan it but I mean business

Shane Ferguson will make a half decent PL winger, make no mistake. Etherington can whip a good ball in.

This is going to sound a bit daft but does anyone have a picnic basket I can buy for cheap? Also, what the fuck do you take on picnics? Absinthe?

We're closer to 11th than 18th

Calm down, dear. The very cheek of you too after your lads spent the entire game kicking seven shades out of Gouffran who gained absolutely no protection off that fat knacker, Dowd

Well, let's grab ourselves a wedding band and design some invitations over a bottle of red, buddy