Ayatollah Hermione

I saw a lass I went to school with the other day who had a bairn when she was about 17. Was weird seeing the kid at Reception/Year 1 age.

Dude. They're fucked up, they're a bloke who dress up as lady! Doesn't mean you've got to let your standards slip. Unless there's an unwritten rule you've got to dress like the lass from Aqua.

I bet explaining the very concept to Gutierrez was a struggle, seeing as he, in my head, is like Manuel from Fawlty Towers.

Was just thinking that, absolutely mental. Who's going to complain about a teacher putting sunblock on their kids arms ffs?

Why have the dodgy transvestites like that always got shite fashion sense?

What's Baggio got to do with this?

Think you can get Winamp which is supposed to be canny.

Bumrape Bramble.

How was the new Boardwalk Empire?

Should have knocked the soup back like a Jagerbomb then your meal wouldn't have been cold. After KSA's muff-diving exploits being akin to that of a dog eating hot chips, the Thai's have come to expect frenzy from us English.

Pardew wanted to keep Carroll and Enrique too. No shit Sherlock. clueless He's agreeing with you

Swype and Handcent make texting so much better.

Having Tesco Value Pot Noodles in a stottie is one of the best things about being a student. I'd rather do that then steal traffic cones or wear silly hats to get free shots.

Lou Reed and Metallica Anything to recapture some sort of lost talent/relevancy, I suppose.

Nice one, mate. Glad it's started well for you.

Looked class yesterday. Samba was helpless.

Probably having Vietnam flashbacks of Enrique destroying him last season.

Die Hard 3

Die Hard 2.

Die Hard.

If Katy Perry was in front of you, baps and beef curtains on display, we'd all have a go. Not at once obviously.

Turn it in

Howay, send one to me, I'm on me vinegars here.