Ayatollah Hermione

The very best one was when he asked Cher if she wanted to come to the Toon and stay at his.

Love owt like this.

I know, seems a bit of a heed the baal. Likes Anchorman a BIT too much.

The best part of this Deano basically returning here on a Pay as you play deal

If they turned the resistance up on my bike, I'd just use the sheer power of my calves and break through it. I'd probably do it so powerfully, I'd be able to ride the exercise bike home.

I thought he'd pay up as well so Deano needs to apologise to me for making me look like a tit.

in tears here

Fucking hell!

That's just the players.

Heard the album yet?

Wouldn't be surprised if Ryder had actually helped installing the fucker . Still got the bruises on his chin from Ashley's prosthetic nads clankin off it . the very thought!

In terms of the "like" button, will that replace the chorus of " " smilies after I say something hilarious?

Fucking hell, man.

Fuck it, my life is complete.

There we gan, I'm safe from the wrath.

Up until last year, I lived about a mile of SJP. I thought that was his barometer?

eh? I do like it though. Toontastic has needed an image revamp. Like Bowie when he got on the cocaine and came up with The Thin White Duke.

eh?

He's just done an interview with Kerrang talking about Nirvana. Kerrang must be struggling.

He lives on in the avatars of all new posters. Stokoe in Spirit.

You'll catch up after a while. Like Snakey says, nobody else is quite able to keep up anymore either.

How did I miss that? Next year, I'll eat two years worth of chilli. Also, Burning Love by Elvis.

Where's this chilli festival?!!

B.O.A.T.