Ayatollah Hermione

STILL devoting hours of air time to a shit football team continuing to be shit. These fuckers must be the only ones still surprised by them

VAR intervening to make sure the wrong decision is made once more.

Let Man City have it. Fuck Palace, Villa and Forest.

ITS BIG WILLY TIME, LADS

Willock showing the Arsenal player in him by passing it sideward 3 yards from goal

Get in. No matter what else happens around us, we’ve done our job this week

The way these were camped in probably makes this ideal for Wilson. He can basically just stand in the box and hope for something to drop

I noticed that they showed the one time in 3 seasons that he’s managed to get the ball off Isak

Slightly embellished

Not sure how he managed to play those two yellows for Johnson perfectly but absolutely fuck everything else up As the co-commentator said, no point trying to control the game with yellows after you’ve already fucked it

And I’ll say a penalty and a red card is just about justice for that shambolic decision to rule the first goal out

Thank fuck for that. Would have been absolutely criminal if they’d have clung to that 0-0 at half time the way they were riding their luck

Mind, the way Isak is finishing, he’ll probably miss

How the fuck is it 0-0?

Mackem legend Clarke hooked before half time. That’ll go down well

The touch from Isak though

Fair play, the ref has handled that daft bastard well

Aye also, did I notice that the ref went to give the goal and the linesman flagged?

Every keeper protected other than ours, it seems

That’s fucking scandalous!!!!

Delap definitely fancies it up here like. Putting himself in Howe’s thoughts playing like this

No Targett on the bench again At least Wilson is fit enough to jog about for 20 minutes

Willock in apparently. Probably a good game for him tbf

This ref is giving Everton fuck all either, mind. Absolute all-time homer performance

Wow who could have ever guessed