Ayatollah Hermione

Ridiculously casual around our own box at times here like. Just asking for trouble again

Wonder why Brighton are quickly making a sub. Can’t be because he should have been sent off

They should have been down to 9 in the home game as well tbh

If his first one was a yellow then that one is, I’d say

Pawson doing the usual trick of completely abandoning any consistency from one minute to the next. Gave us everything and now swung to giving them everything. He’s fucking woeful, man

We’ve been dogshit here, sadly. Helped by the ref every time and we still can’t get going

Starting to think this co-commentator may not be our biggest fan

We’re due one against these bastards. Especially the way they’ve rode their luck in the games against us this year alone

Mate, the Americans elected Donald Trump twice. Farage absolutely is electable to the Great British public. We can pretend that us and the Americans think differently but the vast majority of fuckwits do not. I had to tell people at work yesterday, who went out to vote Reform, that they were only local elections and not a general one ffs. These people will go out in force when the election rolls around and vote for Reform whenever Farage tells them to. They believe him and he has the media in his hands. It’s fucking dangerous and people need to realise. He’s practically fucking Teflon

I’ve seen teams celebrate throw-ins more than that lot celebrate trophies

That political pivot for Labour where they actually start thinking of policies to improve things could come in handy now

We’ve won 20 out of the last 26. I have no reason to think that consistency will suddenly end when we have a target in mind. I’m pretty confident it’s in the bag. Forest vs Chelsea on the last day is absolutely perfect. Especially if we make Chelsea drop points when we play them

Let Man United have it, they’ll just waste their money on shite anyway.

Hilarious how Arsenal’s “amazing” set pieces can be counteracted by just having your defenders keep their line intact. We did it and then PSG did it last night.

Oh Arsenal

They can try all they want but nobody is having this Liverpool team as a particularly great one. Klopp’s title winning side was far better for a start

Had no idea Teletext Holidays was still going. I’ll have a look tonight, cheers. Places like On The Beach and even through the likes of Jet2 and TUI themselves are still fucking daft money for what look like bog standard hotels. You may as well go long haul, all inclusive for your summer jollies these days

Anyone had much joy with last minute holidays before? Me and my lass are looking for the first week of September and were wondering how long to leave it and more importantly, who offers the best deals? Doesn’t have to be anything incredible; just 10 nights to a Greek island is probably the plan but not sure whether to be strong and wait until 3 days beforehand

America is just a country filled with shite that’s totally different to anyone else just to be different

Lovely to see Villa’s expensive gamble blow up in their face

Even that’s probably made up as well

STILL devoting hours of air time to a shit football team continuing to be shit. These fuckers must be the only ones still surprised by them

VAR intervening to make sure the wrong decision is made once more.

Let Man City have it. Fuck Palace, Villa and Forest.

ITS BIG WILLY TIME, LADS