Ayatollah Hermione

He’ll book Caicedo now that there’s no jeopardy for him

Have that, you dirty, cheating cunts

Beggars belief that he hasn’t been booked, fucking hell. If I’m Eddie Howe, I’m genuinely mentioning it in the post-match interview

Fucking quality in the box from us today has been atrocious

I’m wanting Krafth on at RB here. Murphy is struggling

Knew this would happen with the ref. Dropped his arse after their whinging

This Carling advert where they all pretend to celebrate a goal as a funny prank is absolute bullshit nonsense for idiot people

Caicedo crowding the ref to ask just what he’s got to do to get booked

Good long game from the ref. Don’t book them for anything so they feel confident to elbow our lads in the face. Off you fuck

Fucking Caicedo again! What a clumsy, dirty cunt

Aye, knew exactly what he was doing

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What’s Chelsea’s excuse for that bench btw? They’ve spent about two billion quid

Hopefully we can score early doors when Chelsea are still figuring us out

Willock is an absolute donkey at this point. He’s making Wilson look durable

NUST are like tits on a witch tbh

The outcry to this has baffled me somewhat like. I wouldn’t change it but I’ll wait to see what they fire out with before raging on. What the clubs badge looks like is way down the list of things I pay much mind to when it comes to NUFC

A trip to Wallsend today. Pray for my chances everyone

I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day

I’m howling Bubble burst within a minute

Coventry vs Sunderland is the high quality clash you’d expect. The likes of Barcelona and PSG will be quaking in their boots watching the mackems park the bus like this

And he’s been farmed out to West Ham because a 34 year old Danny Welbeck is ahead of him

Not wanting DCL but wanting Evan Ferguson, a bloke who has had one good game against us and then two years of looking like a total donkey is out of this world

Couldn’t really give two fucks but the idea they’re changing it because of difficulty incorporating the badge in a “digital world” is complete bullshit. Just tell the truth and say it’s a corporate branding exercise

Give owa. You’ll be saying there’s been a black Doctor Who next