Ayatollah Hermione

I don’t think he won the title with Man City, did he? I can’t remember him and Aguero in the same side but I might be wrong.

The cup alone makes it the best season of my lifetime tbh

Hopefully, when we get that striker and winger brought in in the summer, Osula can get himself out on loan with a decent Championship side

Aye. We’re ahead because these are atrociously bad

Fills my heart with joy to see him fail. That’s for always scoring past us with Man Utd, the cunt

2-0 up and I’m pretty positive we’ve been canny shit here

RIP. Absolutely brilliant drummer and him deciding to play in a Blondie tribute act for a bit was very funny

The Leicester fans are in shock that Ruud is still playing the same team every week and expecting different results. Feels like it could get a lot worse for them before it gets better

I’m absolutely shocked that Anthony Taylor was the ref in the shambolic Palace vs Brighton game. Shocked

I signed up to LinkedIn to read my gaffers profile, screenshot all the stupidity so I could post it in the work group chat and deleted my account.

I love a good Bippa Mapetti or whatever it’s called. Still waiting on the Mythos knock off to come around

Wood did his job as far as giving us a focal point during our relegation fight tbf. He was a stop gap and it worked. Targett is probably the only one I’d say hasn’t worked but even then, we were making a successful loan move permanent so it looked like a no-brainer. Fucking mental that we even made an instant profit on Kelly

Aye, wasn’t slating him. More the knacker manager. Then again, it’s not like Ashley was going to get him a proper replacement

Trippier was bollocking Bruno as well. The Brazilian lads obviously been to a few steakhouses on international duty. Full of red meat rage

I don’t think this Spurs team is fantastic and Solanke was always going to struggle to replicate Kane’s goals alongside an aging Son but they shouldn’t be that fucking bad. The amount of times Chelsea would clear the ball out their box and it would land, unpressured, to another Chelsea player was unreal. Spurs look like kids running about

I loved Tiote but the less said about Pardew trying to make him a more progressive passer when Cabaye left, the better God bless him for trying though

Looks like something off a Classic Albums episode centered around a Yes album

Sounds like a story you hear every week in Turkish football

The place is a dive but I hate shite like that. Just poverty porn

Mind, we regularly have these ten minutes because we waste so many chances Even at the end, Wilson plays Willock in on the overlap and it’s an easy shot on goal and it’s game over.

How the fuck did Bruno get away with that? Thank fuck. Hard fought win but really, we had the chance before Tonali pulled that out the hat

Looked slightly more active than he has in recent weeks. Now a step above retirement season Shearer and close to retirement season Shola

Someone should check what he does every time he comes back from Brazil. Probably sees all the lads doing back heels and fancies trying it himself

Fuck all in that big donkeys head to damage. For Willock, that must have been like heading a brick wall

Shit the bed, he hope he meant that