Ayatollah Hermione

Would be bad news if they relegated us to the North East Heating Trades league and that would mean two derbies a season again

only 10 points off Spurs and they have to go to Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City. Villa are stuttering 👀

If Schar was 25/26, he’d be worth £80 million. What a fucking centre half and what a nightmare to replace he’ll be

Loved how his number came up straight away when they came together White wasn’t even out of his strides

The whole midfield looks totally re-energised with the returns of Barnes and Anderson. Can’t underestimate how much that had relieved some pressure on the rest of them. Helps that Isak is now fully free of the niggles. +17 goal difference is insane btw. Providing we don’t let Man Utd beat us down there, that could swing it

If this last five minutes is the best they can muster up, throw the kids on

Couldn’t live with myself. Bit like Van De Ven after this

In our half even. Fuck off

Van De Ven so fast that he plays the offside trap in his own half

Van De Ven is as quick as Usain Bolt but he was shit at football as well

Mind, wouldn’t it have been great to have this front three, Tonali in Longstaff’s role with Anderson getting more game time all season?

We’ve been brilliant here. Thought the ref had been fine until he randomly blew for non-fouls at the end there. If I’m being negative, we should be out of sight and these will get a rocket up their arse at half time. They also have the bench that we don’t

Nice to see our first choice back four playing for once

Off to Mexico in September for “Can You Eat and Drink Yourself to Death?” All inclusive so if anyone knows of any decent excursions/excursion providers around Riviera Maya, I’m all ears

Can’t wait for everyone to complain about a shit first XI but also complain when we don’t win

I am not going to get triggered by that. Started Shogun and it’s good but would be much improved if they got white lads to play the Japanese lads and do hilariously racist accents IMO

Maybe they can see a relaxing of the sponsorship rules on the horizon

To be fair, he also tried it on Isak who simply sidestepped him and it led to the penalty, making him look like a total dickhead in the process

Wolves is a rogue one. WHAT DOES IT KNOW?

Kafeneon is the only acceptable answer IMO. Always spot on

Much like 9/11, I’ll always remember where I was when the news broke that he got appointed manager

Peak Turkish football. Could only be more peak Turkey if they were all wearing snide tops during the game

Imagine Drury sitting at home, hunched over his laptop, actually scripting the shite he comes out with. Tragic. I bet his family hate him

Two or three years ago, I’d have killed for a season where we finish 6-8th and get to the quarters of both cups Not to mention scoring fucking boatloads of goals

Starting to think this Man United tactic is by design Just keep everything crossed and hope someone scores a screamer