Ayatollah Hermione

Still time for Murphy to sneak into the Ballon D’Or shortlist?

Incredible motivational tactic from Eddie. Get hospitalised to push the players to greatness

Bloody hell

Absolutely fucking brilliant from Barnes. What a goal from front to back

If they had equalised, it would have been criminal like. We’ve absolutely bossed them

Fuck off, you pigeon raping cunts

Pope gets there first?!

So I’m behind obviously

Hope this lot keep going down after challenging for every header. They’re doing our job of killing the momentum

If Murphy can keep this up until next season, we can probably afford to go less big on a winger What a fucking hit

I paid for YouTube Premium and I can’t go back. You’re basically paying to make YouTube go back to how it was 15 years ago but the ads are so ubiquitous now that it’s beyond a joke. You pause a video and it’s popping an advert up ffs

The Japanese one is the original and the couple of series of that I’ve watched are insane. Obviously there’s the language and cultural barrier but it had me buckled. Also on Prime IIRC

The Canadian one was even worse. They kept banging on about one of them being a comedy legend and the other contestants were saying how hard it was to keep it together when this bloke was offering up a total embarrassment of a comedy routine. I could have walked onto that set, stayed totally silent for the entire time and not even cracked a smile. Well, for the 2 hours I watched

They went down the route of experienced trophy winners and they couldn’t sort it either. Man United need to do the right thing and get relegated instead of making the numbers up. Let a proper team make a real go of it. Like a Coventry or a Leeds

Exactly the kind of team we’ve struggled against all year. I’ll take a a point to go third

Anyone know how Ant is getting on after he almost nuked the forum?

Last of Us is back and it looks like it’s going to follow the plot of the second game fairly closely so everyone get ready for the characters all doing the stupidest, illogical things possible at every turn

I think you’ll find it’s been Saudi backhanders that have done it

Quite funny to consider that every single team in our league would be above them in theirs

Barnes will tuck in and give him space to bomb on whereas Murphy has to stay wide to deliver crosses off his stronger foot. If we end up with a left footer on the right wing, it’ll allow Tino to do the same down that flank IMO

The Mbappe/Real Madrid effect. Him and Bellingham could hit a double powerbomb on an opposition player and they’d win a penalty for themselves

Well, at least it worked. Oh wait

Aye, I’d agree with that. He’s been deflecting blame since he got there and he’s been taking ridiculous swings and hoping they’ve landed for a while. Dropping the keeper is the latest one and it’s the latest one to blow up in his face. They were competitive for precisely one half and then we turned the screw. The fact that we dispatched them with very little concern should ring alarm bells in Amorim’s head but the longer they stay in the Europa, the longer he can point at it as a personal success. Long may Man United remain a cup team tbh

Tindall’s face used in the manager promo shots Not only have we mopped the floor with Man Utd, our assistant manager was the one that done it

Not a filling meal, so I’ve heard