Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, they’ve been crap since Mourinho fucked off. You spend enough time in mediocrity, you stay there

As much as the first half was even, second half was anything but. We were at it from the start of the second half and only stopped when the game was won. Brilliant performance. Even a draw on Wednesday takes us 3rd but I believe we can do one better. Isak is due a goal after all

The fact that we’re now the ones dishing out routine home wins against Man Utd is fucking beautiful

Keeper made himself small on that.

Shut up, bitch

Feels a bit even Stevens to me. Both keepers have made decent saves and these are much better than they were in the reverse fixture. Hope Gordon has half an hour in him

Ah man

This week on The Overlap, Gary welcomes his 100th “United” legend to the show as Jesper Blomqvist joins the lads to talk about THAT night in Barcelona and just what “Sir” Alex was really like!

He should be doing the team talk at the very least

He’d know what awful football looks like tbf to him

If they do it, they’re going to fall over the line. They’ll naturally be looking over their shoulder though and they’ve got some good fucking teams hunting them down. I’d expect them to grind some wins out against Leicester and West Ham at the least though. That and a couple of draws will be enough with 5 spots

Of all the threads to start in

Aye, it was all a bit concerning in the moment but if they didn’t put that in, we’d all be assuming he was in a coma

I do hope that Man Utd don’t get a renewed confidence with Eddie not being there. Keegan getting brought out might mitigate that somewhat

Classic Roker Mackem. Straight in there with a massively insensitive and classless comment that also somehow doesn’t make any sense

Fingers crossed he’s alright. “He’s conscious” implies that it was pretty serious

So far we’re going for Cunha, Gibbs-White, Delap and Calvert-Lewin. Going to be a long summer, this

And we got Luque and Owen instead Know who I’d have rather got

“Nobody is left out!” The whole fucking point is that countries that aren’t good enough are left out, you tit

Can’t wait until there’s a Temu on every high street

I like the idea of DCL coming on when we’re struggling to break teams down and just knocking it long to a target man. He’ll also be a threat from set pieces under Howe’s management, you’d think. If he can stay fit, it’s a better back up striker than a lot of the league have IMO

Cannot wait for Man Utd to be this rattled on Sunday after Joelinton is raging through them like Robocop

Tesla stock up a hefty amount, I notice. Almost like this was designed to make a select group even richer while fucking over everyone else

Are you having a turn?

When certain players say the likes of Bruce are their favourite managers to work under, it’s just because Bruce would let them go out on the lash every weekend