Ayatollah Hermione

Aww, diddums.

And now it's time for Alan's Robbie's funny story.

Typical Sunderland. Signing moody French wingers 10 years after we did.

I literally couldn't give two shits about Sunderland. Well done, you've spent the money you got selling your best striker. Congrats.

If Sulley Muntari is so world class, why isn't he still playing for Inter?

What a thundercunt. Would be a tad more believeable if you said you had a gallon of moonshine, Kevin.

Ripe for a Stokoeshop?

I wouldn't be standing for that like. Alpha male her back into line.

There ye go There ye are. They didn't even have to use the word paltry though, don't like that word as it makes it sound they have a figure in mind which they consider not to be paltry. I was thinking that as well. I imagine their valuation has another £5 million on it.

the man doesn't mess about. So to speak.

Nar but I will next time. What's in it? I don't know. I was just wondering if there was one. Does this count? Clicky Erm, nar. Led Zeppelin FOUR had Black Dog, you pugilist primate. I'll accept a Bron-Y-Aur Stomp cocktail being called a "Led Zeppelin III" cocktail though.

In a good one. Blasting some Motown whilst getting ready for tonight. I'll save everyone the obvious jokes by saying that I'm singing into my hairbrush and dancing in front of the mirror wearing a towel on my head.

We've been going to Chiquito's recently since the wraps are lush. Last night, they were giving out a free margarita as well and I'll be honest, I've got no idea how the Mexicans can drink that shite. Their obsession with lime in their alcohol is bordering on the piss-taking.

Birthday night out tonight, a birthday meal thing tomorrow and then off to see a mate's band play on the Sunday. All these plans, you can tell January's coming to an end.

Let's not bog ourselves down in Danny. I can see the arguments how this place could be a bit cliquey for those first joining, especially when General Chat is going but I'd say I'm fairly "acquainted" with everyone now so the secret is to just plough in like a rapist.

Fucking hell, there's literally nowt of any interest to anyone else but him in that article. I bet his wife spits in his tea.

He's going to score a rocket past us.

Not watched them for ages so I might give them a bash this weekend. I actually like the fourth one as well.

I remember signing up when I was about 16 and not posting a lot at all. When I did, it was shite though, being a mouthy 16 year old. This place is class as it is now IMO; some good football chat and some good crack on in General Chat. Top stuff.

This news took my breath away.

Black Swan. Felt my pants tighten a couple of times to tell the truth. Class.

The only Goodfellas Mick is familiar with is the ones he stuffs down his fat pikey face every night.

Funnily enough, I was in The Vic on Low Fell and some bloke next to me at the bar was talking to Peter Brewis on the phone as well on the night of that gig. Small world.

It's the wallpaper on my phone.