Ayatollah Hermione

My dad gans to WW and he's lost about 3 and a half stone. What I think he needed though was some motivation and some determination to stick with it but fair play to him, he's done it really well and he says they've helped him a fair bit. Whenever you read through the little magazines that they give him, it's just one big advert for their food which is all microwave meals and a load of shit basically.

Last three visitors to CT's profile in the past 4 minutes have been me, Alex and Barney Right nosey bastards

Women drivers eh?

How many accounts is this now, Danny?

That's some image. If you're feeling fucked, just go home. I think to myself "If this was a weekend and I was this bad, would I do anything?" and if the answer is no, I stay off.

Was it any good then? Aye, I enjoyed it. I can see where people are coming from saying it's a bit of a shit-tip but I thought the city centre was canny, it just lacked some of the great buildings that Newcastle has. I'm a Beatles fan as well like so I was in my element but most of it is a haze of alcohol and no sleep.

Just close the thread; there's no more to be said.

Stevie tek

A man custom built for a few "jajajajajajaja"s pointed at him.

It would be interesting for someone to trawl through Parky's posts and see how many of his mystic predictions he's gotten right. I'm fairly sure he condemned us to relegation with his "We'll finish 7th" shite

Tom shamefully taking Kevin's dodgy ITK for Twitter I'd prefer to keep Routledge at least until the summer in case owt goes wrong on the right but replacing him with SWP is a clear improvement.

Still recovering from the weekend in Liverpool and I'm absolutely shattered beyond compare.

I'm not bothered about finishing above anyone as long as we end up with a decent place in the league. We're not going to get Europe, we were never going to win a cup with a tiny squad and what have Sunderland got to do with our season? The cheek calling nobody in the thread local btw

Best Newcastle manager of all time with his 100% win record Very good news though.

@yourservice has earned the keys to Toontastic with this display.

The Robert Downey Jr. joke is fantastic.

Will spend a fair whack on making his loan deals permanent IMO and could see them signing Onuouha and Welbeck on permanent deals.

Paves the way for Owen obviously.

Anna Calvi - Anna Calvi - Pretty good attempt at a cinematic pop album. Goes into Bond theme territory at times; I thought the Last Shadow Puppets' album success would have meant more of this type of stuff earlier. Probably a better attempt at a homage than that one. Cut Copy - Zonoscope - Doesn't have a song half as good as Hearts on Fire. Harry Nilsson - Nilsson Schmilsson - Some of the best pop music in history. Shame he ruined his voice singing with Lennon a few years later.

It was "Send The Buggers Back" by Half a Shilling.

Top work.

That's some mong parade on that link he posted btw.

Can we get one of him on the cover of Sgt. Peppers?