Ayatollah Hermione

Oh and the inferiority complexes on Ant and Kevin btw Like a couple of Mackems.

Oooh, I can't wait to hear Rooney's witty riposte when we get booed this time. Our defending was Newcastle-esque at times.

I'm not sure which one of Blink 182 or Jedward is worse.

Clive Tyldesley is some kind of A-Grade sex pest, I think. Talking about teachers looking down at him through their glasses when he's been a bad boy. You could feel Chris Coleman's arsehole clench in terror.

Tell you what, I wouldn't want to come across Chile. So to speak. They look hard to handle going forward, good tempo, movement and passing.

Jesus CHRIST. I'd gan at that like a dog eating hot chips.

If he can cover both flanks and play centre-half, I can see why Hughton would be going for him. I seriously doubt he's got enough cash to buy three players for each of those positions and this is the kind of shit we'll have to bring in to compensate. Jack of all trades and masters of none.

Taking the Bolton back-four doesn't particularly excite me. O'Brien is a baffling step, even as third or fourth choice and Danny Shittu? The clue's in the name.

I hope it keeps going until they strike it from Wimbledon and it becomes a touring tennis game until they both retire. It can be like the Bob Dylan of tennis matches.

No doubt in everyone losing their shit over the Argies in the Quarters. If we're going to win the thing, you've got to play and beat the best teams.

Shelled out on the curtains like, haven't they?

This is more fucking like it.

Jesus Christ, David James is a twat.

This thread suddenly turned a bit bitter.

So, what game is everyone watching at 3? France/South Africa for the potential car crash or Mexico/Uruguay for a potentially decent game of football?

Chavalicious Kevin. You'll be the snappiest dresser at the dole office with those bad boys. P.S. A Nice Hat's Adidas jobs take me back to the early 90's when we had Reebok pumps and the other basketball shoes that were all the rage. Bet he still wears day glo slap bands. I'll even be tucking my jeans into them Zach Morris style

The first pair you linked are pretty fucking terrible tbf, Kevin. Even with a colour change, the Nike sign isn't incorporated into the design at all and just looks slapped on. And it's Nike. The ones Chez posted are lush. Thinking about making these my next Adidas purchase.

It's a good job Capello isn't letting the England squad have about with their mistresses, Terry would never get on the pitch in time.

The only highlight will be that pass Meenzer was on about and then a sign saying "The North Korean side died on the way back to their home country"

Really, anyone expecting us to do anything other than fail spectacularly were asking for trouble. It's England ffs. We've been underperforming with this group of players for a while now.

Rooney needs a good sharp kick up the arse as well. I don't know if his bottle is going or what but fuck me, that was the most insipid I've ever seen him. Boring, uninventive rubbish from them all. As usual tbh.

The lack of invention and urgency is worrying to say the least.

Worker productivity must be at an all-time low with the games available online.

He must have a very long cock. Or very short legs.

Same as the amount of games you'll have been to? He shoots, he scores. Unlike our strikers.