Ayatollah Hermione

I'm starting to get into that mode now. I hate to be overly cynical and Parkyish but there's a whiff of piss-taking and conspiracy about the whole thing. I expect Hughton to lead us out against West Brom with our second string playing. I remember a time not so long ago when I used to be positive. I think we all used to be. Somewhere, that kid who used to post the optimistic team threads is slowly having his innocence raped.

Old skool.

I'm starting to get into that mode now. I hate to be overly cynical and Parkyish but there's a whiff of piss-taking and conspiracy about the whole thing. I expect Hughton to lead us out against West Brom with our second string playing.

As much as the story is probably bollocks, I'm expecting them both to leave. Taylor will probably have resigned to leaving now that they've managed to extend the takeover even longer.

You might have to explain the stupidity in that.

Christ, it's a football kit, not a sex offender. We get it, it's awful, move on. I mean, the media, not the photoshops etc.

I live in Kenya

Anyone else finding it too hot to actually sleep? I've got a window open but that does nowt when there's no wind. The tried and tested warm milk has down nowt either. Bring back the mild, I say.

OK, there is no way our current one is as bad as the Charlton one above. it looks like the NES version of Mario zoomed up close.

Let's hope they're levelled with a 15 point deduction.

Who messed with the 0/10 option?

Pretty much every Newcastle forum is laughing at this kit.

Vince McMahon is immortal.

They can fuck off. And Habib would never do such a thing.

MvB hath spoken. And we shall never take Owen's words seriously again.

Agreed.... can someone go one further and show what it'd look like if the lighter stripes were done away with? (i.e. all darker yellow) Would look like the one we wore against Partizan. Can't find a picture of it to save my life though.

Have a good 'un.

My mate just will not get the internet on his PS3. I have no idea why, he's just totally resistant to it. The exception rather than the majority, I'd imagine.

360: Jordan Stiva Just in case anyone was trying to add my old GT

Chronicle, I think.

People that, for whatever reason, aren't connected to the internet with their console might be a bit pissed off if that were the case.

And now the opportunity to watch teenage girls in short, tight dresses without feeling guilty.

My PL pred.. Chelsea Man U Man City Arsenal Liverpool Benny sacked. Ancelotti read this and knew there was no chance of his Chelsea team winning the title. Benitez read it and knew he'd be safe at Pool for another 3 seasons

I hope they go down and we pass them on the way back up.