Ayatollah Hermione

Love the bloke behind checking his arse out

Sky Sports are actually creating the fixtures themselves now to create the perfect run-ins.

Just looking at the name shows that it's a wind-up. Could have put "Fizzy Pop" in it somewhere to cement it.

Superman would have caught it and flicked it back. Pussy

Who give this man a show? As bad as Michael McIntyre is, this bloke is ten times worse. The whole thing is totally bland as well; crap jokes about the news, crap guests, The Pet Shop Boys. I assumed it was ITV but it's Channel 4. Makes you wish for Peep Show back tbh

on BBC3 too?

I'm not sure appointing a manager with a track record of signing past-it players on huge wages is such a good idea.

"Charismatic"

We were never in with a chance in 96 like.

Probably a stitch-up

Finding it hard to get worked up over this if there's any legs in it. It'll probably all end in tears.

56 million ffs.

About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh. We're still paying them until 30th June. Ah right, that makes more sense.

About that, shouldn't they be gone from the club now? Heard nothing about contracts being signed and I'd have assumed they'd have run out by now. I was expecting Owen to be unveiled somewhere by now tbh.

I honestly agree despite how ludicrous this sounds. No man that once had a billion pounds to his name could be so fucking stupid. I refuse to believe it.

we are the best

Go away, Freddy

End of June? Fuck me, I have no faith in us actually rebuilding anything before the season starts.

I agree. But, I have no confidence in that happening with our recent track record.

Jesus Wept, if bigchrissillyknackers couldn't see that Allardyce was woefully out of his depth/misguided in his time here, then he needs to hitch himself into some sort of therapy program. More bollocks by people that didn't actually watch any of him when he was here but feel they know everything anyway. It amazes me how the only people from opposing teams that find their way here could very well be created by the media themselves to spout their inane bollocks and generally make no real sense. EDIT: I posted this while reading the 3rd page to find Chez illustrating his point far better than I ever will, thus making this redundant. Hooray!

Can't wait to see him put wingers in the stands with mental tackles again. Lots of links with Beckford too so there could be legs in that, despite the lack of quotes or owt substantial. Probably just the media running with it regardless though.

if there's ever been a positive statement for the internet, we've found it.

http://e3.gamespot.com/story/6210785/fifa-10-hands-on Saying the right things thus far and it certainly sounds like they want to make a good game rather than another rushed update.

Aye but if you can show me a Wii game that picks up your whole body and has voice recognition, I'll concede the point. Like Jimbo says, it's much more like the Eye Toy with advanced technology