Kitman

Stevie is the Witchfinder General. If SW's a wrong 'un there'll be nowhere to hide......

Which part of Norway are you from? Bærum Sounds like Bare 'em.

Depends if the salad's inserted into a burger or not

On the hoy Friday and Saturday night, 2 quarter pounders, a McChicken Sandwich and a Zinger Tower. Like a rake. Bastard. I'll console myself with the fact you're doing yourself no good. J69 style. He'll have the guts of a seventy year old with that lot rotting in there 2 nights of Guinness too. It's like shitting the corpse of a rat that's been in the sun for a month. Ripe!

Career heading for the shitter by the looks of it

After today's showing I can't see anything other than a Villa win

He's a class A cunterhead. Anybody who saw him as a pundit wanking off over Man Utd would despise him unless they were into the Salford Reds. He's hideously ugly to boot, with irritating patter, a voice like a whiny 11 year old and hair like your Nana. Add to that he looks like a pudding faced alcoholic and probably regularly pisses down his trousers, then no, he's not a "good lad". The only thing he's got going in his favour is the great job he's doing of managing Sunderland.

I was going to say Squidward seemed a bit headless to me but that's not appropriate in the circumstances. Worryingly he seems to me slower and more ineffective the more games he plays. Hopefully he will come good but like Parky I'm beginning to doubt it. Could be that the curse of Alec Ferguson strikes again.

We were seriously bad and what's worrying is the trend. We were lucky to have Jay Bothroyd playing in our defence today. Pardew has some serious sorting out to do. Raylor and Ameobi must be dropped. Then he has to figure out how to get the midfield and attack working together. When Barfa comes back maybe we should go with something like 4-5-1 as we don't have 2 decent forwards. As things stand we're in a totally false position, that was a performance worthy of a side in the lower reaches of the league. Any hopes of success this season hinges on key players like Colo, Saylor, Tiote, Barfa staying fit, because the back up players are gash.

Warnock's lost a bit of weight I see. Does he remind anyone else of Blakey from On the Buses?

Me too. I've already deleted the match.

Full time. A travesty for QPR. I feel sorry for anybody who travelled down to watch that shit. Disjointed, nay tattered, we've got worse as he season's gone on and against anybody with a half decent attack would have shipped at least 3 or 4 goals. Absolute wank in fact, the only good thing you can say is we got a point we didn't deserve. Pardoo did nothing to change the game. And Ashley/Llambias - watch that shit and see where your penny pinching gets you you cunts.

GO DIBLEY!!!!!!

Lucky bastards for 85 minutes

What's happened to Tiote? Has he been kidnapped and replaced by his shit twin brother?

shoot squidward ffs!!!!

Guti shoots! The touch judge ducks!

FFS another chance. Thank fuck for Bothroyd

Another missed chance for QPR. Pardoo must have bought some lucky heather on his way to the ground

Stop posting so much man, I'm getting a stiffy looking at your pic you sexy beast You mean it's not that Moat fella.....

You have to wonder if they could do any worse. We have to do something but I reckon Pardoo will do nothing till 70 minutes. I hope he'sgiving them a fucking rocket. They should drug test Ameobi. For Mogadon and Valium

Watching the half time highlights, it's all QPR. Cleared off the line twice too

Well that was shit. The only positive is we're not a goal down. We've got to sort out SWP in particualr

Bothroyd is our man of the match so far

Fucking hell our attack. Someone get a shot in