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300k spend Disgraceful. Well, anyone still reckon that Ashley has any ambition whatsoever for this club? 30 million profit in January, 300k net spend 8 months later. Do that math, 'team positive.' It's maths yankee pigdog

There's still time to fax an offer for Messi to Barca. 10 mill + Shola should do it eh Dekka?

Kuqi to Oldham. FFS another viable option gone begging.....

Combined cost 1.5 mill. It is amazing that every other club spends millions on its strike force and we spend the equivalent of a pint of lager and a packet of pork scratchings. Almost as if scoring goals doesn't matter. Madness.

News just in. The helicopter's en route to Dean Windass' house.

As if Ryder knows anything. It's a good guess though

It's not over yet though is it? About an hour to go, plenty of time to do some deals? [/Team Clutching At Straws]

Should we expect something like "We really tried to get in a replacement for Tiote but the 15 minutes remaining in the window was not enough time to secure the quality this football club demands"

Not the kind of transfer news I was hoping for.....

I'm in Team Fucked Off Where's Our Fucking New Striker We Was Promised Rapeydoo

So I log in expectantly to see who we've signed and.....nothing. Less than 2 hours to go. Just wait till it dawns on Santon what our strike force consists of....

Theres not of cover across the whole defense imo. With the exception of RB, we can put out a decent first team if everyone's fit but injury and suspensions expose our limitations.

Only the good die young. Oh.

Outstanding! Stevie should have it as his screen saver

Short should just make a bonfire with his money. At least he'll get some enjoyment out of burning it, rather than giving it to Bruce to sign past their sell by date journeymen who'll be finished in 3 years' time.

Will be pretty depressing if we bring in Macheda. If he was the only striker we got then yes i'd agree. I'd like us to get him on loan AND a permanent deal for another. Then we'd have about 8 strikers on our books. Can't see Dirty Derek going for that

Lawrie McMenemy's mac should get an honourable mention (or the assistant manager in Mike Bassett)

Lawrie McMenemy's mac should get an honourable mention (or the assistant manager in Mike Bassett)

None of the big clubs wanted him so he must be shit. Just like Tiote. It's not as if we're signing Ryan Taylor to play at LB. I'm chuffed at this.

Some pretty negative comments on here. Surely a great signing?

And in the case of baseball, a fat arse and limitless capacity to spit

More likely Harps would be off, shirley? Assuming he's not really injured....

Will give him the benefit of the doubt, but during my drunken viewing of match of the day I couldnt tell if it was world class or if it had just hit his leg and fell nicely. on the telly (where I'm watching it now) it looked totally deliberate

Wouldn't it be great if we signed Pieters or Cissokho as well? I realise it won't happen. Be nice to sign Santon first like. True