Kitman

Exactly what we expected. Not sure what they hoped to achieve by this.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Unless Deano paid up, I really don't think he can complain about his treatment. Nor should anyone else.

Let's get physical Physical etc

It's a good job the argies didn't have their shooting boots on tbh or they could have been over the horizon. Ref seemed very pedantic with all the pelanties too.

It's a good job the argies didn't have their shooting boots on tbh or they could have been over the horizon. Ref seemed very pedantic with all the pelanties too.

You need to rethink your lifestyle not buy a few packets of reduced calorie wotsits. The first step isto cleanse your body of all toxins. This means no booze and a 24 hour fast. Then you must spend 12 hours in the airing cupboard chanting OM Nom Nom. Finally complete the treatment by greeting the sun in the nude and ritually flushing your system by sticking the garden hose up your bottom. If you're serious about improving your health and digestion you'll do this. Time to stop making excuses, Doesnt sound too bad You'd pay thousands in Knightsbridge for quality healthcare like this, honestly. The treatment is particularly potent if you hail the neighbours in the buff with the hose sticking out of your bum

Unless they agreed terms. Maybe it was a sackable offense but I doubt the club wanted to prolong things and they seem to have money to burn. I dont know the details but men like this usually have zero honour.

You need to rethink your lifestyle not buy a few packets of reduced calorie wotsits. The first step isto cleanse your body of all toxins. This means no booze and a 24 hour fast. Then you must spend 12 hours in the airing cupboard chanting OM Nom Nom. Finally complete the treatment by greeting the sun in the nude and ritually flushing your system by sticking the garden hose up your bottom. If you're serious about improving your health and digestion you'll do this. Time to stop making excuses,

Cook will get a fat pay off and another plum job elsewhere so it won't be all bad from his pov

Well folks that was a great start to the tournament. Went to the opening festivities in central Auckland, the place was jumping. Some awe inspiring stuff including a fleet of Maori in war canoes in the harbour. Didn't go the match but off to a good start. Glamour tie of the weekend is Scotland v Romania in invercargill - a place Mick Jagger once described as the arsehole of the universe

If someone could teach leazes how to use the quote function that would be a start. I'm not volunteering by the way.

Who's been fired for criticism like? Allardyce - Said Nowt Keegan - Walked out Kinnear - took ill Shearer - contract expired Hughton - Perfect gent I assume he's alluding to the senior players who were critical of Ashley and have now been transferred ie Barton Enrique etc. Not saying that I agree with that theory.

Scumbags. Sorry to hear you've been in the wars Craig, but at least you and your missus are OK.

LM can argue what he likes as far as I'm concerned, but I find dredging up old threads pretty tedious...

Happy birthday HMHM

"We was in for 4 strikers, 100%. Haw haw!"

Climbs upon high horse... Rides into sunset. Maintained? Like a garden? Or did you mean to say retained? [/pedant]

Or maybe French players are cheap? I mean, good value.

Yes. They're about as welcome as a haemorrhoid tbh.

Tidied. BLASPHEMER!

Well that's a fucking disappointment. You see a thread called New takeover Rumours which already has 4 pages and you think "Geddin, there must be something going on here." Instead it's a totally pointless reanimated thread from 2006. Jesus Mary and Joseph.

Instead he's got Ameobi, Best etc. Oh dear. He'll get used to the offside flag I suppose.

Eh? So quick witted his response was to stab someone? Gives a new meaning to 'rapier like wit' anyway....