Kitman

Comical work from Rayls there. No idea where the ball was

FFS Taylor off the line. Tiote allowed Taraabt oodles of time to play the through ball

Our midfield is invisible and there's no link up play between attack and midfield either. We look outnumbered all over the pitch. Ii'd take Ameobi off and put someone extra in midfield. Whatever the game plan was, it isn't working

How are we not a goal down?

On the hoy Friday and Saturday night, 2 quarter pounders, a McChicken Sandwich and a Zinger Tower. Like a rake. Bastard. I'll console myself with the fact you're doing yourself no good. J69 style. He'll have the guts of a seventy year old with that lot rotting in there

I remember reading an article about George Best that implied he had his drinking under control because he only drank two glasses of white wine in the space of an hour. The interview took place in a wine bar.

Is swp still the player he was? Must be getting on a bit for a winger and short of games too?

Big lad is he? He is, aye. He always was like but he's like a barrel these days. In fact, the only time I can ever remember him not putting on weight is when he was bang into amphetamines. That's a phenomenal intake of calories. My best mate who's half Indian reckons the best way to lose weight is to go touring in India for 3 months. He's a bit of a fatty - naturally so - but he was thin as stick when he came back from the sub continent. Didn't take him long with beer and pizza to pile it back on mind you.

Big lad is he?

Pints + takeaways + not enough exercise = big kite for most people in their 30s I don't have a gut and eat like a pig but I mostly drink wine and do a lot of exercise. Plus I have a fast metabolism.

The player was described as being a 'top footballer' so I don't think we've got anything to worry about.

What you gonna do like, report us to the F.A.? He's noted down your name in his notebook

Aren't all scousers basically gypos?

Early days Stevie. Playing your best rugby in the qualifying stages isn't a good thing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...nk-driving.html Premier League footballer Nile Ranger has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving, according to sources. The 20-year-old Newcastle striker was bailed pending the results of a blood test after he was stopped by police. A fortnight ago the London-born player was arrested on suspicion of assault after a 33-year-old was found unconscious outside a pub in Newcastle city centre. He was bailed later. Ranger has been linked to a number of clubs after falling out of favour with Newcastle bosses. In May he issued an apology after he was photographed striking a gangster pose with a replica handgun. On Friday he posted pictures of his black and white customised Range Rover on his Twitter account. It features the word "Ranger" on the bonnet in official Range Rover lettering. ---------------------------- "Good evening sir" "Yo pig, wassup? Is you jealous of ma wheels, they right gangstar innit? Braaaaaapppp!" "I have reason to believe you have been drinking, sir. Please blow into this bag....."

Are Travellers still around in Britain? I rubbed shoulders with quite a few travellers when I used to go to music festivals in the 80's and 90's. Most had no personal hygiene and lived in squalor ("I don't believe in personal hygiene" was the standard line), argued against society and property but jealously guarded their own (some of which was stolen from other people) and unfailingly claimed the dole and benefits. They generally made a shit tip of everywhere they went in their highly polluting vans and buses, whilst publicly espousing radical green values. It also provided a safe haven for a nasty criminal element and workshy parasites. If they're still knocking around today, I wouldn't be surprised if this is more about travellers and less about gypsies.

Send him on a daytrip to Paris on the Eurostar

at the same time? Yeah Not joking but she had photos on facebook that must have been put on within minutes of her release from hospital, obviously she couldn't have done it but it was her page and I would be shocked if she didn't get someone else to take the pics and post it for her. She may have long legs and prehensile feet.

Ugg boots are great in the winter, but should only be worn in your own house (or in the house of someone you know very well). They are not a fashion statement or anything of the sort, pure and simply a logical and comfortable way of keeping your feet warm. Something that should be worn in private then. Like a cock ring.

I'm sure the little waster Kieron wouldn't be included in former England internationals who've failed drug tests. There's no reason to suppose that at all.

Let's hope they give him a free transfer too.

Very bad luck mate, deserved to win imo, the drop kick towards the end should have gone over. Don't like the 'boks so was rooting for you.

RIP. Very sad.

Fuck off Kevin you turbo wanker!