Kitman

Just objectively, why would you want to watch two hours of some semi articulate humourless knob in a woolly hat watching a joke club play a crappy match? I cant fathom who would be entertained by this, pisstakes aside.

hold the front page!

tbh if I was him Id be off like a shot to a big club. Who could blame him? He’s got his career to think about and I can’t imagine that Ashley, Bruce and the archaic training facilities (and I imagine Bruce’s archaic training methods) are any good for his career. Our owner only wants to outperform the bottom 3 clubs and has no desire to compete in any other context. Thats no fun and I’m sure he would get better money elsewhere.

You could buy two charlie wykes with that

Mam “What you doing up there?” woolly hat “Im making another sunlan video mam” mam “Argh no, not again, why cant you wank off to porn like a normal man?”

Ironically sugar was probably the only natural ingredient in his red bull knock off

He looks random. Like a weirdo who’s popped up from nowhere and photobombed the other three.

diggy diggy diggy! I thought the general term for absolute shite was Sheeran...who is missing “us” or “al” off the end of his surname imo

Im assuming the dullest is Coldplay?

iirc it’s a myth they were missing for most of the season anyway. A myth put about by Bruce and unchallenged by anybody in the media I should add

Every time a lazy pundit starts going on about our unrealistic expectations etc, a large bloke should walk on and punch them in the face. That’d put a stop to it

Exactly. Bruce comes out with his “I’ve been doing this a long time” schtick and they lap it up like that counts for something. Yes Steve, you’ve been doing it a long time and you’ve achieved fuck all, your teams play clueless football, and you’re widely hated by the fans at your former clubs. Somebody should tell pundits like Jenas that keeping a team in the PL is not an achievement, it’s the absolute bare minimum. It’s like a bus driver saying “Aren’t I good, I’ve been doing this a long time, I haven’t crashed the bus and killed all the passengers once”.

Bruce has never achieved anything as a PL manager and as a general proposition his teams play awful football. That should be the end of any rational discussion on Steve Bruce’s credentials.

How quaint. How old fashioned. A club that isn’t run by muppets, owned by a horrible fat arsehole and isn’t happy to lose to the BIg Six in every competition as long as it squeaks to 17th place in the league every year. Masters must be livid.

Or succinctly, an oxymoron

Nil points. Nil interest.

Several times as it happens

All the pictures need are a can of rich energy badly photoshopped in

Or anyone tbh

All of his tweets are pulled out of his hoop

Harsh but fair

Sure sure

“They” 10 points behind second place in the third division, scrapping it out with Lincoln City to keep your promotion hopes alive. You must be very proud.

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish