Kitman

The so-called accountant

What an arsole

“Smee!”

Yes, it’s clear how unworthy he was to lead such a great club Funnily enough, with the exception of Benitez, every one of our managers since Hughton has gone on to obscurity. That’s because they are absolute dogshit.

Winning would make a pleasant change…

To no-one’s surprise, she finished alone

A manager would be a good start

the doping CR7

It does all seem fairly contradictory. Almost like no one really knows what Emery wants to do

Whats his record on dealing with cowards?

Ah yes but the third division is a superior league because every game is a cup final. Or something

I think the idea is to go for a proven manager rather than an up and coming type

How appropriate, a bunch of Contes

I’d have put ‘Pony’

Is Pangolin how the Chinese say penguin? Don’t worry I’ve reported myself

“The cup” is the FA cup. The League cup’s was always known by its sponsor iirc. I lost track after Rumbelows….

Exactly. Given a limitless budget he could’ve been almost adequate. Did you know he’s a nice guy, he deserves some respect or something

At least Bruce got a chance to show the new owners what he can do

I’m very thankful Bruce is finally gone. If he’s remembered at all it will be for all the wrong reasons, like Joe fucking Kinnear.

One does not simply walk into Newcastle

Completely agree Howay. When Bruce was appointed, we all knew he would be dog shit because he’s been dog shit his entire managerial career. His son is peddling the myth that if only he had the players and resources, we’d be vaulting up the table. His record shows otherwise, every team he manages gets worse over time and typically ends in the sack or a sudden departure. As Howay says, he’s worked with some of these players for a long time now and they look terrible because they cant do the basics well. Then he goes on television and slags them off. He can’t even get the defence organised, which is astounding given he was a top class CB. He belongs to another era, whatever methods and tactics hes using (and I’m being kind here) don’t work and he adds nothing. Worse than that, his ego is so big and he’s so thin skinned he just gets in the way. If he was an officer in the army, his men would’ve shot him in the back by now.

I think that’s what we’re getting from Bruce on Sunday…

I think we’d be better off without him. Absence of a negative etc