Kitman

Shouldn’t they just ban their supporters for the next tournament, and repeat such a ban every time their disgusting fans behave in this way? Nobody wants these arseholes

Are they technically sausages, don’t they have to contain meat? Oh well no matter, do your wurst

Welcome to the annual struggle for survival, brought to you by Michael Ashley Esq. We start the season with high hopes for 17th place.

well that gives me something to look forward to....

Should we refer to Boumsong as BUB then?

So he’s not handy?

He owed that to the efforts of his physio Justin Zenickov-Time. I’ll see meself out.

Haha fair enough

Some deals just make no sense. Like paying a fortune to Celtic for Boumsong.

The best word to describe him is underwhelming. Not his fault, he should’ve stayed at company secretary.

I expect the logic here is that since we comfortably secured premiership survival, there is really no need to spend any money on the squad. The same goes for the training facilities, medical staff and coaching resources. #itlives! #zombieclub #mikelovesagamble #wipesitsnose #fuckyougeordies

Tsk. I believe the proper way to start an admin post is with “ Guys guys” rather than “Lads”.

I fancy you’ve had a lucky escape. It’s probably a highly toxic concoction knocked up from pep pills and antifreeze. Drink a can and you’ll wake up in a puddle of piss with a long tramp beard and no head hair.

Mbappe won’t be laughing when the saudis buy us and we offer him twelvety gazillions a year to play for us. Or maybe he will. Or maybe I’ll wake up and we’ll still be owned by Ashley who only sets us up to compete with the bottom 3 clubs. As per fucking usual.

Special bond. MLF

FYP

With a Bells chaser

He’s a third division WUM. Except he’s not even making the play-offs.

Imagine Lee Dixon writing

$12m? Sounds like they’ve inflated the figure for PR purposes

But their chairman Nee Mun Nee is not going to sell

This thread man

Noh Wemblee Park * Ill join you

They tried to divert attention away from themselves by claiming the Americans were responsible for developing COVID. I mean, really

“Hello I am Leo Johansson your new Swedish manager! We will win promotion of this I am sure!”