Kitman

Your point is that the squad is pretty good, it’s the coaching that’s been the problem over the last 7 years. That’s entirely a matter of opinion that has nothing to do with statistics.

Retrousser nos manches

D’accord, comment sont les lardons, espece de con

So desperate to be relevant And as if the fat hairy humbug gives a toss about Kashoggi’s widow…he doesn’t even give a toss about his own wife.

Or French. We were managed by Stephane Tete de Choux. Comment est le bacon?

“Planning”

Steffano Broccoli. Managed by a vegetable, just like we were

San Marino played 10 lost 10, GD -45. Why are they in the qualifiers, they’re a guaranteed 3 points regardless of the opposition?

The so-called accountant

What an arsole

“Smee!”

Yes, it’s clear how unworthy he was to lead such a great club Funnily enough, with the exception of Benitez, every one of our managers since Hughton has gone on to obscurity. That’s because they are absolute dogshit.

Winning would make a pleasant change…

To no-one’s surprise, she finished alone

A manager would be a good start

the doping CR7

It does all seem fairly contradictory. Almost like no one really knows what Emery wants to do

Whats his record on dealing with cowards?

Ah yes but the third division is a superior league because every game is a cup final. Or something

I think the idea is to go for a proven manager rather than an up and coming type

How appropriate, a bunch of Contes

I’d have put ‘Pony’

Is Pangolin how the Chinese say penguin? Don’t worry I’ve reported myself