Kitman

Is this fella actually any good? Doesn't sound like Everton were actually that arsed about him....

Harsh. But fair

I expect inking the deal would be subject to a satisfactory medical, whoever he signs for. FWIW, these days there seems to be a much better rate of success with these sorts of ops, plus he's still young.

I'm not so sure, I expect he'd have been treated to 15 minutes of knock knock jokes, farting noises and a toy parrot swearing at random points. If he'd had any sense he would have shot Gazza and then himself.

Dunno whether it's true but I can believe it. Probably a Les Ferdinand type scenario if so - decent offer for older player, sold without approval of manager.

Hapy birthday mate

The early 80's were a bit tight but i'd hardly call it "Bread line". The latter half of the 80's I thought were quite affluent. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/busi...l/incomegap.stm

No, actually a lot of people didn't. Funnily enough it proved quite hard to go from coal mining to dealing securities in the City. iirc 'Bread line Britain' was a TV programme highlighting the general deprivation in the early 90's created by the Tories' policies.

Imagine if it was Brummie: "Woi sun woi? Yow carnt gow on loik this, yow should be giving git up now sun..." :angry: Scouse: "Go 'ed Lah! Fuchkin meerdeh anutha pig Lah!

Best case lower half of the table. 15th might not be a bad shout at this point. If the fat cunt doesn't put his hand in his pocket for a decent pacey striker and a midfielder who can pass, a season long relegation battle awaits imo.

It's been mint so far this year apparently. As a rule however the UK has too many grey/rainy days and Sydney is a sun blasted oven most of the year, perpetually in drought (when golf ball sized hail stones aren't wrecking your car). Mix the two together and you have perfection, aka New Zealand

I reckon they're getting a bum deal Well, if you're going to be anal about it... yeah, looking back, it's a bit of a cock up... Alright dave, stop ripping the arse of it... Snuck in through the back door .... No need to bend over backwards to keep this going.....

I'm surprised at this Stevie, I had you down as a straight bloke. Still, takes all sorts, eh?

Lawro will be in touch....

Oh dear, don't like that appraisal from FooW (cheers for taking the trouble by the way). Sounds a bit like a makeweight fished from the CCC bargain bucket. Hope he turns out better than he sounds.

Disgusting. We've got our own perfectly good gays, why do we need to import foreign gays to take their position? Surely there's enough gays to go round as it is? Shouldn't we be looking after our own gays instead of bringing in these foreign gays? And what's wrong with these gays anyway, why aren't they good enough for their own countries, are they defective?

Imagine if it was Brummie: "Woi sun woi? Yow carnt gow on loik this, yow should be giving git up now sun..."

Cheerio. We'll be worrying about you.

All the best

All the best

Congratulations! Presumably the induction will consist of giving you a uniform and a spatula.....

And. so. fucking. what. If they can hire out facilities and the activity is legal then I don't see a problem - same old twisted Tory sexual morality. Tory council anyway, surely. Does this mean you're fucked with the Tories and the NHS?

Shoot Edward and Andrew circus-style out of a canon you mean? Now there's an image. Which canon did you have in mind, the Archbishop of Canterbury?

In comparison to Trident, I'd say they're excellent value for money. I mean we've not even used Trident once in all the years we've had it. We could at least have fired one at Buenos Aires if we serious about getting some use out of them.