Dazzler

When you put it like that it’s been a canny shit euros all together.

“Harry Kane has done it 66 times, nobody has done it more” 90% of his goals have been against shit teams, and bar the odd pen against good teams he’s always been a let down in the big matches.

He’s done fewer steps than my dearly departed nanna.

Cucurella is he a footballer because teams have a minimum amount of hair quota?

Because he’s absolutely world class man, judging him in a Southgate team is not giving him credit. Foden is also dog shit by the same logic.

This is more in line with expectations pre match.

Pope saves that btw

I wonder how that will be spun to be Foden’s fault.

If ever you get a random whiff you can’t place and it follows you around. It doesn’t matter where you are or the time of day, there is a 99% chance it’s shit dick.

Gotta be luckier than hitler kitty tbf

He has a medical condition that causes him to shit out of his piss hole so could shit standing up fairly accurately, if he wanted to. His cock stinks though.

The lad behind Noel looks like a Down’s syndrome Tommy Robinson

Aye, he’s mint isn’t he.

Because it saves everyone from having to admit that a player as limited as Rice is not worth £100m, and never will be.

That was the tactic with dropping Trips. Get jugs to rub his chest up the back of the 16 year old winger and get him confused, disgusted and off the pitch for a tug every two minutes.

The Spanish team has a disproportionate amount of meffs in it.

He’s done a couple of key dribbles deep in our half. Just waiting for Morata to slip in them.

Kane gets booked for a dodgy tackle in a position he has no business being in on an England attack. Just old yeller the big tongued mong already.

Tries too hard, continues to try too hard.

“He must be a good man if someone hates him so much they are willing to shoot him from a roof top because of all the awful stuff he’s done. He’s got my vote. Yee haw.”

Bellingham ✅ Shorts ✅ Stones ❌

It won’t be long. Two assassination attempts on him over the years and cholesterol will be what gets him in a year or so.

It’s also not the first time Trump’s went down and came up covered in blood. Ask Ivanka.