Dazzler

Age of Liverpool's starting 11 GK - 25 RB - 20 CB - 24 CB - 32 LB - 29 CM - 25 CM - 31 CM - 21 RW - 20 CF - 24 LW - 27 Average age 25 (not fucking kids at all), their subs brought that down by a whole year to 24. GK - 24 RB - 20 CB - 25 CB - 21 LB - 27 CM - 22 CM - 23 RW - 21 CAM - 24 LW - 29 CF - 22 Average age of Chelsea's starting 11 was 23 - even with their subs it was still 23. This media wankfest is a piss take - they had 6 players starting that were 25 or over compared to Chelsea's 3. Two players in their 30's compared to Chelsea's zero.

He was mint at Porto and Inter tbf. Real Madrid and Chelsea he pretty much bought the success.

I watched this like, but completely put it down to homophobia rather than ineptitude. Had that first death been a young lass the bloke would have been charged with murder the minute he changed his story. The fact that the old wife found two bodies in the exact same spot weeks apart and the coppers treat both as not suspicious was mental.

My kids are still on fortnite, thankfully. My eldest is 12 and I definitely wouldn't let him play GTA for a few years yet (even though I had played the first 2 or 3 by his age).

Smeagol, is that you?

At least let him get us a UECL trophy the year after, he's a specialist in winning that too

Only because he lost his train of thought and started waffling on about a bunch of mental conspiracy theories Hand on heart I hope to never see Mourinho darken our doors, the bloke is a football cancer these days. His football is shite and throws his players under the bus at any given opportunity. Once upon a time he was the best manager in the world but now he's nothing more than a Portuguese Cabbage Heed or Pardew with a sexier accent. Only thick cunts cry for him because of his connection to SBR, and even then those same thick cunts can't recollect that they were the same thick cunts that determined SBR wasn't good enough (which was fucking bat shit) and began to hound him out. All of that being said expect me to be the first to talk about him being a born winner, his banter-generating pressers, how he's right and player X needs to step up and how his football 'isn't that bad when you think about it' if he ever were to be appointed manager

I would tell people to stop pointing this out in case they cotton on to it and try damage limitations to close the gap come the GE. However, I think this current lot of Tories are so thick they would manage to find a way to drown in the desert, so it's probably not a great risk of them catching themselves on any time soon.

Thank fuck she shot him in the head avoiding all of his vital organs.

1-0 to the toon with Dummett and Krafth getting a brace each.

Only managed to catch the first half and that was comfortably the worst we've played under Howe since Leicester made mugs of us a few months into his tenure IMO. I have never been more thankful to receive a list of chores to do in my life.

I may be an accountant but I never once claimed to be a good one

Because it generates better content to let thick cunts like Ratcliffe prattle on. They give him just enough rope to hang himself. Challenging him would have given him a chance to backtrack. It's much funnier the way it played out.

"Send him a picture of the bridges marra. The mags do it all the time." "Aah dinnit think a picture of a 'shopping centre' will dee the trick, yi na"

"that's not how the law works" Aye it is mate, contractual law in fact. Although it was a pleasant surprise to hear Man City give away the players they don't want and haven't made half a billion quid doing so since Pep came in. It always fucking staggers me how inexplicably stupid some billionaires are.

Absolutely. He is clearly miserable at Man Utd and playing like it. He was unplayable a lot of the time last season, so his ability is unquestionable. I don't even think it's 100% attitude, as I think the place is dragging him down mentally. You don't do all the great community stuff he does/did if you're a complete prick, he seems like a very decent young lad to me. Stick him in an environment like ours with our dressing room atmosphere and I bet he'd thrive again (aye, I know it's not going to happen )

We played that system once or twice chasing a game last season, Brentford a prime example. He stuck Isak in the no 10 and we battered them second half. I don't think it's his preference, but I don't think he's opposed to it when it tactically suits the game when we're losing.

Absolutely brutal that on the specky little ginger cunt.

He wasn't even doing badly for them either, just yet another face that doesn't fit for the mental bastards. Obviously wasn't massive enough.

My guess (because I'm not listening to that shit) is Pardew is surprisingly complimentary of the club and the fans and Souness is Souness.

Man is employed and his job doesn't quite match job description - is literally every job ever. If they think this is tantamount to constructive dismissal then they are fucking thick. His contract says two years, he signed the fucking thing - maybe they have just pushed hard for someone who doesn't read contracts properly, and given the job they are employing him to do that would be a massive fucking weakness

Usually when the wife is on a 90 degree angle to me in a dimly lit bedroom were doing something different...and it's my birthday...and we're (I'm) finished after a few minutes. But each to their own I suppose.

2-0 to the toon. Eddie to stick the loaf on the Spanish chin dribbler, Tindall to rifle his missus and Wilson to come back and score both goals with his knackered tits.

Also, Trippier setting the ref right on the way off. Love to see it. They should technically be down to ten men tbh.