Dazzler

"Pleyse go wrong, marra, wey neyd summick to get excited about. Pleyse be another Sheffield Utd, prettey pleyse."

What has this bastard done to Mandy? Comes in and within the day Staveley is out. Get the cunt back to Sunderland, now!

But who is going to be handsy with all the players now? I don't think Schar will enjoy being groped by Eales.

Are they selling their stake to the Saudis or is it just a case of moving away from the day to day stuff? I'm too tight to buy an athletic subscription.

Mark Francois is just Mark Francis isn't it? The mongy Mrs Bucket knock off cunt.

....aal tha peypel

False - season 3 had an opening scene of a shrinking supe inside his boyfriend's piss hole, sneezing due to too much toot - becoming normal sized and bursting said boyfriend in half. Season 1 and 2 had no such scene. Also, herogasm - although that was a massive let down tbh.

He managed in England, no fucking way he doesn’t know his background. Marseille have previous signing complete cunts though, but I think a rapist trumps even Barton.

Two male models if you only use their first names.

He looks like what happens when you hold in a particularly violent sneeze.

Summerville is Dutch

I haven't said anything negative about him (or Miggy), simply pointing out that the Turkish league isn't massively competitive. In all honesty, I don't get why we're still talking about him - he did alright in a dark time, became less important after the takeover and was sold to facilitate growth. I don't dislike the bloke, but also don't really give a shit where he plays football now he's no longer doing it here. He was never good enough for us that it warrants a discussion anytime he moves to another club IMO.

It’s not that competitive he’s leaving for one of the two clubs there that have just appointed one of the most decorated managers of all time. It’s not like he’s went to one of the shitter teams to truly experience Turkish football - hooliganism and racism.

Scratch that it was Cannavaro that took the elbow

He was also part of the battering Matarazzi took against us in the CL. A nut off Bellamy and a brutal elbow from shearer, in the same game

He's the exact player Jose needs in his team. The one he can throw under the bus he parked on his own 6 yard box.

He’s a marginal upgrade on longstaff and would use up around half our budget for a position we’re not desperate to bolster.

The circle jerk in the replies to this is nauseating. 90% of this has been stolen from pub crack he’s overheard whilst crying into his half of cider and black and the other 10% is shit I’d bollock my kid for because it’s shit patter.

That’s a weird name for a Jonestown documentary tbh.

Tbf to ant and dec they did make him drink blended bollocks.

Aye but in the second half of the season his knickers were constantly falling down in and around the Vermont area. If that transfers to the pitch then it’s a tripping hazard, and we’ve only just got over an injury crisis.

I disagree because I’m not a racist piece of shit, and I don’t get easily led by a populist nob with zero moral backbone who’d say anything to convince empty headed morons that he has easy solutions to life’s most difficult problems. In short, voting for reform is an admittance you don’t like brown people whilst at the same time having a severe learning disability.

We don’t take kindly to initiative around here.

As soon as we play someone actually good at football. There is no way we don’t get rifled by France or Spain.