Dazzler

So Luton get away with killing 5 minutes without punishment

He'll blow early if we're on the attack like he did first half.

All of them. Fuck the lot of them and their shit future student flats they call a stadium.

Someone needs booked for time wasting here. They are taking the piss now and the ref is doing nowt about it.

Fourth or fifth time that cunt has done that to Wilson already.

How was that a foul? The kid tripped over himself.

Howay lads get a fifth and then suddenly realise everyone's laces are coming loose and their shin pads have shifted.

Time wasting cunts. I don't like it when other teams do it to us.

Shut up you fucking grass.

Barkley crying shoulder when they literally had Wilson in a fucking full nelson

Barnes should have a hat trick.

His arm was over Wilson's shoulder and Wilson guided it to the ball it appeared to me

Fuck me, the drink and this match is not mixing. Anyone got some blood pressure tablets I can lend?

Dodgy from Burn but it's not a pen. It's outside the box.

Except it's a Brummie lad talking to a manc cunt and he clearly called him a rapist

I've had both a fair few times. I had some pretty horrific bowel problems a few years ago - I'd get the camera up over the camera down any day - at least up you can get high on the gas and air. Plus the moviprep (as disgusting as it is to taste) is funny as fuck to be a part of as it exits - especially weighing yourself before and after to see how much your shit weighs. That said I'd take the capsule endoscopy over both - it's a long and boring day but at least you just swallow a tiny camera and you still get to blast high pressure water out of your arse to the hilarity of everyone in the house the night before.

Looks like he has a similar style to Foden. If he ends up even half as good we've got a potential gem.

I mena, if you go a few pages back or look through one of the many, many threads you'll see that you are completely incorrect. This place is not in constant agreement - just go in the match threads and type "Miggy" and see what happens. However, I think it's fair to say that it's not really an echo chamber if you're persistently pushing a mentalist narrative and people call you mental.

Only Tindall has baths in Ronseal.

It called you a city fan did you at least off the website out for a straightener?

Then many of us were correct.

It's not as if most of Maxis goals weren't absolute flukes - the "screamer" against Man Utd he was falling on his arse (and likely would have spackered it had he been solid on his feet), the one against Wolves scudded off his shin (and he was then injured for months afterwards because he's a bigger sick note than Wilson). The laughing at 'tap ins' makes it more apparent that Maxis positioning was terrible and he never got in a position for tap ins. Finally, nowt like cherry picking a section of games to intentionally avoid the the belters Gordon scored against Sheffield United and Man City. Stats only go in one direction I am afraid and they show that Gordon is 2x the player Maxi ever was for us, at any point in his career with NUFC.

He'll be gutted we're out of the Champions League, he'll have been looking forward to those free cans of monster.