Dazzler

35-0 Dan Burn to play all defensive positions simultaneously and make everyone look stupid. Andy Cole to score the goals

Spoilers!!!

Stupid yellow that. No point in Wilson kicking it away.

He's knackered. Normally he would.

Hudson-Odoi going down far too easily. No wonder he was on the Epstein flight logs.

Aye but it's hard to survive without a head.

DUBLOVLOV

There'll be one already just for him coming on There'll be at least three over that pen call.

RTG

And who hasn't pulled up trees the odd occasion he's had a chance apart from a well taken goal in the league cup.

It's asking for 3 points IMO.

Brunos first touch is perfect.

My stream is obviously behind for fuck sake

He's been alright second half man.

He fucking kicks out at the goalie on his way down after he spackered the ball off his knee.

Botman shit the bed there mind.

Gibbs-White pushed himself when he laid hands on Botman there

That was a class ball out to him from Longstaff though.

That got replaced by the wallpaper shield. It's worth billions.

I can't tell if our players are going down too easily in midfield or not, but they hitting the deck a lot.

No thanks. I don't like imagining that I'm littered with bullet holes.

Na fuck that, he's well off it today I'd do a straight swap for Murphy. I'd get Wilson off and Gordon up top for Barnes (assuming Gordon is good to go for the rest of the game) and get Tino on at left back. I agree with your subs though, since they are the only ones we can make

My stream is now fucking Marlon Harewood talking about scoring a goal against Arsenal once. I almost forgot he played for us until his massive heed came on the telly and it all came screaming back to me.

Aye and since Switzerland are shite I'm guessing he's crap there for them too .. he's too good at CB to swap him out IMO.

I've switched my stream to the overseas one because the proper one crashed out. I can't say what their masterbatory tastes are yet as it was already half time when I switched. My guess is it's the same though.