Dazzler

Howe's a bit tied up at the minute trying to get Gordon to stop laughing at the news and get back to training.

Pretty much aye. The work he's put into the infrastructure of the whole England set up cannot be understated, but now we'll appoint Klopp who'll fuck the whole thing raw just because he's German.

Someone should tell the bloke that Trump isn’t the president and hasn’t been for a while.

I have to presume you’re joking. Why would that be shocking? A man who has spent his life only caring about himself is not going to suddenly develop empathy in his 70s. The fact he hasn’t rang her but she’s still “devout” to the republicans proves he could literally go to each of their houses each morning and shit in their breakfast and they’d still vote for him. America is lost, sink the whole place.

“Devout republican” they truly see it as religious and Trump as their god don’t they? Fucking lunatics.

Madueke would be a good signing. There have been times he’s looked like the only one in that Chelsea squad willing to put graft in, plus he’s young with a high ceiling. I don’t care about PSR if it gets us a quality player in, personally.

Facebook das basically. A piss take out of racist, homophobic council estate tramps that have England flags and union jacks in their profiles because “you’re not allowed to display them anymore”. There are a load of them or there was once upon a time, big frank was originally one before he switched it up to take the piss out of ITKs. I’m guessing at some point they’ve been replaced by legitimate racist twats hiding behind “parody” accounts. That post MF put up with the photoshop of Saka is just fucking messed up no matter the context.

I think it is a parody, about 5 or 6 years ago there was a shit tonne of them. Fake wives etc. It was always near the mark, but the bigger accounts were pretty good at not overstepping into actual bigotry. I’m guessing this cunt stopped getting likes and retweets and has decided to just go full blown racist cunt.

Reform too. It’s cult like behaviour and it’s weird. Political affiliations are becoming personality traits and it’s fucking bizarre.

Old Yeller would like a word.

You should see my FM24 England team. Win every match 6-5.

He's away to the channel to sink some dinghies to cheer himself up.

Pep's Barca were an absolute chore to watch iyam. They'd beat a team 4-0 and make it boring. His Bayern team were a great watch though once he cracked the German press, and Man City under him hover between great, high pressing footy and mind numbing barca style shit.

Biden will have already forgotten about it though. Trump standing up with his ear hanging off screaming fight to a bunch of red necks is a show of power - he doesn't need to say anything else and he's getting in by default.. unless Biden steps down. Get Harris up there and watch Trump squirm, at least make him work for it before he destroys the western world by handing the keys over to the east.

Two Euro finals on the bounce he's dropped his arse. He almost got lucky at the last one by forcing it to pens despite being the poorer side. Last night we got what we deserved. We gave France a game at the last world cup and may have won it had Kane not ballooned that pen over the south stand. That's the only impressive performance against a top side in Southgate's tenure - even Germany were ranked 12th when we beat them at the last Euros (and we played shite against them).

Palmer looks like he’s going to chaw the refs metal dusties.

Canny wham earrings on the kid.

Has Saka cried down his back yet?

Why is your cock plastic?

FYP

“I quit, so I do.”

That’ll go nicely with his CTE. Maybe that will mean the end of his commentating career, he’s fucking atrocious at it.

Class from Saka, brilliant touch from Bellingham back to palmer and cracking finish.

I’m feeling the sectarian hatred already. I’ve just grown a balaclava.