Dazzler

His arm was over Wilson's shoulder and Wilson guided it to the ball it appeared to me

Fuck me, the drink and this match is not mixing. Anyone got some blood pressure tablets I can lend?

Dodgy from Burn but it's not a pen. It's outside the box.

Except it's a Brummie lad talking to a manc cunt and he clearly called him a rapist

I've had both a fair few times. I had some pretty horrific bowel problems a few years ago - I'd get the camera up over the camera down any day - at least up you can get high on the gas and air. Plus the moviprep (as disgusting as it is to taste) is funny as fuck to be a part of as it exits - especially weighing yourself before and after to see how much your shit weighs. That said I'd take the capsule endoscopy over both - it's a long and boring day but at least you just swallow a tiny camera and you still get to blast high pressure water out of your arse to the hilarity of everyone in the house the night before.

Looks like he has a similar style to Foden. If he ends up even half as good we've got a potential gem.

I mena, if you go a few pages back or look through one of the many, many threads you'll see that you are completely incorrect. This place is not in constant agreement - just go in the match threads and type "Miggy" and see what happens. However, I think it's fair to say that it's not really an echo chamber if you're persistently pushing a mentalist narrative and people call you mental.

Only Tindall has baths in Ronseal.

It called you a city fan did you at least off the website out for a straightener?

Then many of us were correct.

It's not as if most of Maxis goals weren't absolute flukes - the "screamer" against Man Utd he was falling on his arse (and likely would have spackered it had he been solid on his feet), the one against Wolves scudded off his shin (and he was then injured for months afterwards because he's a bigger sick note than Wilson). The laughing at 'tap ins' makes it more apparent that Maxis positioning was terrible and he never got in a position for tap ins. Finally, nowt like cherry picking a section of games to intentionally avoid the the belters Gordon scored against Sheffield United and Man City. Stats only go in one direction I am afraid and they show that Gordon is 2x the player Maxi ever was for us, at any point in his career with NUFC.

He'll be gutted we're out of the Champions League, he'll have been looking forward to those free cans of monster.

"Ma, can we get Haaland?" "We have a Haaland at home."

That's not the point because bandages.

Thank fuck I didn't go with the Lucy Letby version of the joke I'd initially wrote out, fuck knows what kind of response that would have encouraged

Not to defend Nefilim, but I made that joke first and he was responded to me in his bog standard bat shit way

He's more likely to start on the subject of the Chronovisor being hidden in the Vatican, and having such a device would render predictions meaningless before digressing into a strange and unrelated essay on some obscure Croatian footballer from the 80s no one gives a shit about.

Hopefully he remembers his greased goalie gloves and forgets his white stick and retriever.

Aye because it was his fucking name, you chin dribbler.

Because he isn't a weak link in the team, and is far better than all you bed wetters give him credit for. Also, it was pointless bringing Tino on earlier as Burn had Diaby in his pocket. Bailey came on, caused issues and then Tino came on to quieten him down allowing burn to provide double cover on Watkins. It was a masterstroke doing it when he did as Emery had exhausted his options chasing the game and couldn't do anything else about it. We won 3-1, what's the problem?

"Solution to dissolve the superglue I used as lube and now I'm stuck inside my sister." "Pram to take the dog down Seaburn in" "Blue pop"

Which I'd get, and probably agree with to an extent if they stuck to the actual facts. I have no issue with people pointing out genuine problems with the Saudi laws and clear human rights abuses. However, RTG loves to throw in the blatant lies for dramatic effect, like stoning women for no reason, throwing 'the gays' off roofs, accusing MBS of funding the 9/11 lot despite him being a child at the time. All of that shit is ignorant at best, and racist at worst.