Dazzler

Or the other two times we had the ball in the net, or the time they had the ball in the net

Canny bit of form away from home for a team that's shit away from home.

The bantz if he blazes one in and kicks the fuck out of all four corner flags, the linesman flags, every KKK flag in the home end....

He's just putting in a performance that ensures no cunt will bid £100m for him before deadline day and I for one salute him for it.

And half of the home end by the sounds of it.

Thank fuck the scouting team had a team bonding sesh at Beamish then. A whole 10 or so miles away from Newcastle

Fucking hell they're jinxing it now singing about Wembley.

I'll shit myself if they show him in the away end next.

If they don't sing lets get ready to rumble next the away fans have been shit.

Both nailed on to have RTG accounts. Which one do you reckon is exile?

Make it 3-0 and get Parkinson and Hernes on for the craic.

What you fucking on about man, Miggy is "ill"

"Miley is an extraordinary find when you think about it" Aye, thank fuck we checked North Shields for players, eh Clive you daft cunt.

It's hard to sing with a BLT in your gob in fairness

Coz they're shite.

Get a third and bring the young Norwegian on to take the piss.

Jimenez to his Lobby with another V Trigger and getting binned again as well please

Miley with a Trevor Sinclair bicycle kick now please or it's pointless us even going through.

Not to give them credit but they said "in this competition" and "since 2006"

Someone had to replace Lascelles after he became good at defending and shit at attacking set plays. The universe has to stay balanced.

Dan "girly thigh tattoos" Burn. What a hero.

It took Dixon 30 seconds to think of the word "consecutive" the ditzy cunt. He's thick as a castle wall, and desperate for Fulham to win. We have been pretty shit mind you, but we've been solid defensively, and Fulham are starting to get desperate. They both seem oblivious to our injury problems and the fact we're the fucking away team so it's fair to expect a high pressing team to control possession in front of their own crowd.

And shite crosses. That's about all he's good for.

Should be no problem for him he'll just cook his books again and add it to the list of his already growing fraud charges.

Not if there's still a bit of bush left, she'll be scared of touching it.