Dazzler

Trent has been on the Bella already, he sounds like a scouse Gazza.

Yee can fuck off in’aal yi daft cunt. All this does is increase the hurt when we get shagged.. and shagged we most certainly will get.

Sir, we don’t need you throwing your testosterone around in here. Thanks.

Same as Euro 2020, WC 2018 etc. Flukey draws papering over shitty performances. If Turkey beat Netherlands we’re in the final because we’ll beat Turkey. If Netherlands get through we’re fucked.

Absolute rocket by Trent that tbf. He’s still shite though.

All tournament except an overhead kick and a goal in the opener. Saka is the only one who can hold his head up after this tourney for me. And guehi tbf.

That must have been a relief for Saka that, I almost forgot the absolute shit he got for missing the last time, poor cunt.

If Schar hit pens like his free kicks I’d be boarding my kitchen windows up after that.

Cocky cunt

Absolute shite pelanty by Akanji could hand us the win.

Stop giving the cunt ideas, he’ll have him on at 119 minutes against Holland or Turkey next round and he’ll break his leg or some mad shit.

Can’t now he’s made his five subs. I’m glad though, last thing we need is him missing a pen that sees England going out, it’ll ruin his preseason.

This game is making me want to quit the drink, but I need to drink to get through it. How are we still in this, we’re truly appalling.

What a hit. Subs are still shite though.

80 minutes in before a sub is made and he brings a defender on in place of another defender. Mental cunt. He’s desperate to get the bullet.

We’re chasing a game and Southgate brings on Luke shaw

Just a guess, but I think Ronaldo’s shade of tan is a bit lower than the minimum requirement.

He was RW during the Euro final and that's all I really have seen of him.

"Suicide by three gunshot wounds to the back, with a savers bag tied around his head whilst he sawed himself in half, placed himself neatly in a travel bag and zipped it up from the outside. Best I can do."

Doesn't she have more important things to do, like remembering where she buried Maddie?

No.

Well this took a turn I was not expecting.

It’s West Ham that’s had a bid accepted like so has less to do with Ashworth.

Why am I only hearing about the murder of this journalist now, for the first time? Why hasn't the media covered this here: Jamal Khashoggi: All you need to know about Saudi journalist's death - BBC News Here: US judge dismisses case against Saudi crown prince over Khashoggi killing | Mohammed bin Salman | The Guardian Here: Main suspect in Khashoggi killing reappears in public as MBS visits Paris (france24.com) Here: Saudi Prince Approved Khashoggi's Death, U.S. Report Says - The New York Times (nytimes.com) and here: US court cites MBS immunity as it drops Khashoggi lawsuit | News | Al Jazeera Why are none of these places covering this? It's a big story, why is it being ignored?