Dazzler

“Heya marra, yi better tell that pialet up front to dish out the pink slices or we’re ganna start thinking he’s a secret mag marra. Tell him to showa us iz seyson ticket stubs.”

Is that not just what we tell ourselves to explain why they have their willies out at an airport?

Pomp✅ Ceremony ✅

An allowable explanation. You are forgiven.

I heard he was both black and gay until the Chelsea fans got a hold of him and clockwork oranged him.

They carried on being "kewl", surely?

He looks like he invented a Time Machine to go back in time to molest himself.

Someone already tried that and the bloke reacted with a smirk and adjusted his cuff links. Much fucking cooler than Trump hitting the deck and losing his shoes.

I thought not putting club allegiances aside during international tournaments was mag behaviour?

Jays remains?

Leaving for a pound shop mag club though marra. Black n white stripes (at leyst sometimes)

That’s exactly what I expected. At least Poch is a step up on Jose rumours.

See! Look at the poor cunt. It absolutely ruined him.

I’m grabbing my boom box and heading to howe’s now. Gonna blast this and hope he gets the hint.

Trump shook hands with Putin and Kim Jong and no one gave a fuck. Lammy shakes hands with a cunt and Owen Jones can’t find his pearls fast enough.

You could argue the England job wrecked McClaren too. He’d done a great job at boro and never truly recovered from managing the country.

Howe and Poch rumours will be swirling for the foreseeable until the FA make their move. Poch seems like the logical choice to replace him here should he wish to go for it, but then I think Poch could well be a shrewd choice for England too.

Tenacious D cancel their world tour because of the trump comment. Didn’t realise Jack Black was a cunt.

I think it's a non-starter. Potter is nailed on for me. Howe would be class with England I think, but at the same time I don't think he'd like the waiting around and the boredom. He'd have too much time on his hands.

He's not spot on though is he? He's cherry picked a photo to try and generate maximum outrage from his followers on twatter. He's implying that he only met Netanyahu and ignored all of the context behind it. Going there and demanding a ceasefire and the release of hostages as well as meeting survivors and the victims of the conflict and October attacks is not a cunt's trick. But posting an out of context picture to twist a narrative that could lead to Lammy being put in harm's way is.

When you have IBS everything slips through your digestion system in one piece - only the piece is liquified. Except when it doesn’t slip at all, and the food you eat for a whole month form one big dry piece that only comes out once it’s tore through your hoop enough to live itself with the blood of the innocent.

Reddit on Mr Babet