Dazzler

I thought he never won a game here and then we appointed Steve Bruce who let him enter us viciously and without live. But I may be wrong.

Eleventy-nil to us. The ghost of Sir Bobby to watch from the heavens and tell Jose to stop invoking his name, and nod approvingly at Howe with a wink. The big German to score all thirty goals, drive down to Liverpool and drop a turd the size of king kong’s finger down Isak’s throat

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll get that double barrel wanker telt “either dee ya job or fuck off” and I’ll tell yi summick else, he’ll fucking dee it. Anderson and Yatesey can have a pagger for their spot in me midfield and whoever loses has to let is buck tha ma. People keep telling is Mat Sels, ah haven’t fund oot what he sells yet but it better be massive fucking bags of brown coz ah’m fucking rattling.”

It’s not the first time a team has altered line ups or tactics against Liverpool, Arne. You’re right there. Almost like it’s your job to do the same.

Mourinho got the bullet the year after winning the league after his second return to Chelsea too

Right who’s next, since I shat the bed today?

Told you

Brighton player down, no additional minutes.

Mackems have a second. Shit cunt Wolves.

Blow straight on 90

Fuck sake man mackems will be rock hard if they hold on for the win and Welbeck beats us single handedly.

I hate to say this but we’ve looked a hell of a lot better since Tonali went off

Woltemade loves a row

I just came

Bruno doesn’t. Every time he hits it from distance it’s purely accidental if it’s on target.

If that happens then he needs to launch a coup tbh

At this point so long as he’s not recording himself calling the Liverpool boss a cunt or shagging kids he’s deemed elite.

Gordon has forgotten Tuchel’s training already

Any chance we can sneak big Joe back on?

Burn’s dive on Minteh man, criminal

Brighton are, aye?

Lovely ball by Burn