Dazzler

You get no extra marks for that in stat club, that shit only flies in GCSE maths.

Especially since Longstaff's bodyguard is mental Matt Ritchie. If you took a bed sheet on a pole saying "Longstaff Out" he may mistake it for a massively offensive, oversized corner flag and proceed to chase you up the street so he can kick the fuck out of it.

You took the scenic route to get to the fact that the CL games are the reason for more games

You should go to the training ground and tell them, you'll probably see Pearson down there drooling over the curb.

Fuck it, 2-1 Dummett to score both, and then stick another hole in Jimenez's skull, hockle in it, and gift them another pen - which will be scored by the spectre of Jimmy Hill's chin.

Even then Wilson (from memory) had knocks and was unexpectedly available more than usual, and Isak was largely back for the remainder of the season following his thigh problem and they were never really injured together (at least for long periods). Aside from Bruno crying because he thought he'd fucked his ankle (only to play a week later), Longstaff missing a game or two with injury, and Willock getting fucked up at Everton I can't think of any other real injuries. The daft cunt is probably counting injuries of players out on loan too - Hayden probably makes up for about 7.4 of that 9.4.

In retrospect he could have brought them all on at 1-0 and it would have been a better option than fucking Dummett

They should. It’s a blatant pen.

Does that not count as throwing the ball away, no?

Definitely off tbf

Isak is a champagne player. Arsenal will have to pay 200m for him now.

Gerrin.

Isak shithousing Pickford and getting him wound up. Love it. The daft cunt will get himself sent off reacting.

Rumours on the owld twitter reckon Maldini is at the match tonight. He’s not, but thats the rumours.

Get to 3-0 and bring on Alex Murphy, Diallo, White and Parkinson just for the craic.

That’s not fair. He can’t spell Jordan.

They don’t know what to do with our left side, it’s the most I’ve seen us attack down that side in years, and they have not prepared for it at all

Surprised Krafth didn’t get booked for catching Beto’s boot with his ankle tbh.

DCL must be fuming knowing Dyche rates Beto more than him

Murphy has to remind you that he’s still Murphy every once in a while. It’s standard Murphy behaviour.

This ref just doesn’t want to give us anything tonight.

Still managed to retain his strength too despite breaking his back, which is pretty impressive.

Hall, Barnes and Anderson are all looking decent so far.

Barnes is doing Gordon’s blast past the full back thing, Godfrey looks fucked already chasing him. Possible red card for them. Tbf they have a handful of radgies that could get two yellows.