Dazzler

Great counter. Gordon is too desperate to get the goal, he needs to calm down.

They'd only serve shorts.

Fuck sake man Gordon, please do better with the next one. Great work to nick it though.

That would be a fine for Everton to pay slowly helping hasten their demise. Totally worth it.

Not if Leicester etc claim their compo. They'll end up with another 9 off for the administration they fall into.

I'd love to see Gordon score and celebrate in front of the Everton fans. The reaction would be superb.

How was that a foul?

I love excel, but I'm also able to remember how many subs we've made. (It'll be none)

Ooh sub markers. Who fucking asked for that shit?

It's worth remembering that we were pretty shit here first half last year and fucking pumped them second half, including that spunk inducing Isak dribble from the left wing.

I swear every time we've been on prime my stream has buffered worse than a dodgy IPTV stream.

"You've played fucking brilliant lads. Tark great job crying about getting nipped, didn't make you look like a little bitch at all. Big Dom, well done missing all of those chances. You're getting replaced by Jay Rodriguez in January. Old Ashley Young, well done on playing like a 43 years old, one legged, recovering heroin addict who's never played football before. Great work. Let's get out there for the second half after you've drained those pints of Carling, and show the world that Brexit means Brexit."

That was not as easy a watch as I would have liked. But the longer this goes on the more it plays into our hands I feel.

The fact that they can't get in our heads will be stopping that enjoyment. They are banking on Gordon, Bruno or Joelinton snapping

Aye, asking for spare change.

How'd he miss that?

Their game plan is clear. Try and wind us up and get us booked. Shit awful club.

That was a lush bit of play, unlucky.

This is the worst yet very effective press I've ever seen. Foul like fuck every time we get the ball works but it's also not really a fucking pressing game is it.

Tbf if you're talking temperament you wouldn't be far off. Pair of mental cunts.

Not sure "Google it and you'll see" counts as providing evidence tbh. If so I'd have got a first in my dissertation 15 years ago.

When she says "Honesty is uncomfortable" does she mean it makes her feel uncomfortable which is why she spreads nowt but misinformation and outright lies?

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Barton is a complete prick, always was and was never more than a bang average player for us. Gets more props than he deserves because he's continued to wind up mackems long after he left. Personally, I always found his mackem baiting pathetic and desperate, but the knuckle draggers of our fan base have wanked incessantly over it for years. Him having a problem with female pundits (most of whom I've found to be more balanced, articulate and knowledgeable than half the ageing wank stains they continue to wheel out) is no surprise though. He probably feels as though his next step to stay relevant is to get on MNF but the lasses are stealing work from him. Also him defending his cunt of a brother is no surprise. He's a scum bag same as his skin head crank of a brother.

He realised he got more clicks winding up a handful of chin dribblers in black and white shirts online TBF to the bloke. He knew that it would get him traffic and he was right. Half of the shit he puts on there he knows is horse shit and gets him trending. Take the £50m transfer budget for instance. He had to have known that was bollocks before he put it on, but like clockwork some of our more moronic fans went ape shit.