Dazzler

That forest goal was an embarrassment by spurs.

That Ballard acting like two lads had a hold of him by grinding against them

So Brobbey is the one to fucking wind up then

Corner to hit the first man. Nailed on.

Hewmeh, surely?

Tbf to the lunatic I read this thinking there was no fucking way neither player had avoided a PL red card for us, and even remember them getting them - turns out he's right, and neither have been sent off in the prem for us. Joelinton has zero red cards in a toon shirt Howe is obviously better at subbing booked players off than I recall.

Has 0-0 written all over it tbh. Two teams waiting for the other to attack so they can counter and the ball never leaving the centre circle. Plus I’m not over thrilled with the amount of goals we ship in injury time and the amount of flukey injury time goals they score. 2-0, us.

Miley’s head is so small and pointy that it would be considered deadly force. A swift elbow should do it.

Or quick

Thiaw finally acting as a replacement for Lascelles by actually attacking corners.

Famous for getting dumped by Natalie Sawyer and commentating on dancing on ice.

“What do you know about set pieces?” ”Loads” ”Wow, fuck he’s good.”

There are definitely a few white lies on his CV.

Keeps panning to Michael Caine and Harry Potter midway through a spice rampage.

Alreet Beatty calm down

Fucking hell that was close

Almost exclusively is when he’s forced onto the right because Gordon will spit his dummy out if he has to play there.

Bruno doing those daft risky passes to no cunt again I see.

When you mentioned the limit @Renton immediately sprang to mind, and then I had a proper look at the photo. None of this is AI generated (at least it's not generated by a Renton prompt which yields results rougher than an HMHM photoshop ).

If Newsom runs against Vance then Vance is beyond fucked IMO. Someone male and white (thus making him an automatic improvement on Harris in the eyes of that load of backward cunts over there). It's whether or not the democrats are finally willing to fight fire with a big fuck off flamethrower. Newsom running against anyone the maga crowd throws on the stage will at least be box office from an outsider's perspective

I think it's more that without him as a figurehead for the whole movement it all falls apart, it's a cult of personality plain and simple and JD Vance is not equipped to carry it on. Maga dies with Trump (hopefully before new year).

Floodlights? But then everyone will see everyone else screwing tha hoose.

It’s just moving the centre to the right. Binning off ECHR is what Farage wants. Starmer is doing his dirty work for him which will free up time for Farage to can the NHS for a US style insurance system that effectively kills off millions of vulnerable people with existing medical issues that will be refused cover and who can’t afford the treatments.