Dazzler

It'll be fucking magnificent when he starts to have weekly Onana level howlers when he tries to play out from the back to Harry Maguire.

From Google Gemini:

Breaking news: Wissa is on his way for a medical and Brentford fans think he's a cunt.

Aye. At least you are when it's your butt getting the stuff done to it.

Pete Graves using his screen time to humble brag that he's mates with Lee Clark

Virgin

SSN are still saying it's not agreed and towing the party line of "unlikely unless they get a replacement"

Anyone who has had their prostate tickled by the scouse cunt sporting director wouldn't be mocking it. That's how we know. Now fucking bend over.

Until he's 29.

SSN are still letting Sherwood rabbit on to fuck about Guehi instead of cutting to the actual breaking news Next news to cut him off - Bournemouth signed a full back on loan.

I’m hoping for a Final Destination mishap on the treadmill.

Nasty Saudis tapping up poor innocent Liverpool player who had to down tools because of our horrid antics. Tbf Isak will have just cause for fearing his safety when he pulls this shit in 18 months for a move to Real Madrid.

£150m non-negotiable.

The "Liverpool smash the British record fee" narrative is fucking hilarious, mind. They've paid £10m more than the previous record, and considering the two fees £10m is barely fucking material. Suppose it works to suit the pro Scouse cunt narrative than "Liverpool pay £20m more than they wanted to for a player they intentionally unsettled."

So you don't even have to make a prediction for the opposite to happen, then? Just a vague hint of a possible future outcome is all that is required. Impressive. Any chance you can vaguely hint at what the euro millions numbers won't be for tomorrow?

A glut of clubs willing to pay £100m+ for a player that hadn't played for a year? I think that's overly hopeful. There would be no big clubs willing to spend on a stroppy wanker who was willing to waste a year of his career because he didn't get his own way IMO. It was either sell now, or lose out further down the line.

tobali I hope like. I hear he's shite.

The Brussels Sprouts of footballers.

£125m is the same as £140m if the greedy cunt gave up his loyalty bonuses.

He’s getting paid though so he doesn’t give a fuck. I hope he gets a tapeworm. But in his japs eye and it eats his cock from the inside out.

Except his first ball in which was perfect and just didn’t have the quality to get on the end of it. Barnes was fucking dreadful when he came on.

I’m so fucking glad I hit the Stella and haven’t had my tea yet so will most likely forget this ever happened.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1961403335149314192

Somehow a walking corpse version of trump seems better than the poster boy of project 2025 tbh. So, hopefully he’s changed his will to bullet Vance when he dies too.