Dazzler

LTA'dYP

I can’t pretend that I didn’t have to google it to get the joke

Tbf Burr is surprisingly woke despite sounding exactly like a proper maga cunt

It's the Harrods bloke, isn't it?

He did a job under Rafa tbf but aye he was never the best player in any squad we've had. Shame we didn't cash in when he got homesick almost a decade ago.

Fucking hell, where did you live beforehand? Syria?

If he just stuck attacking to processed foods he’d be doing a good job but he’s definitely one of them mongs who believe fluoride stops your third eye opening and his position on vaccines is bat shit insane. He’s against an injection in the arm to prevent medieval diseases but not above injecting pure meth and heroin into his japs eye

My dad told me a story once about Viv Graham rocking up at the balmoral in the west end one night when he was in there. Turned up with a bunch of lads to batter someone far smaller but 10x more mental, who allegedly laughed at him leading to the gang of roid ragers to jump back in their transit and head back east. My dad reckoned it was enough for him to shit himself despite being on the other side of the bar but not the nutter they confronted .

Tbf to them the new plate Nissans are due out soon so they were all probably shagging their sisters.

Their club is not above dishing out the tickets for free on the day to get people in so not sure why this would be different. They’d have made their money back peddling hotdog in a burger bun, pink slice and blue pop meal deals.

He definitely has the cringe factor for this to work.

Mbeumo is a lanky cunt if you ask me.

Only if they show their ankles off in public, marra.

He’d absolutely batter them in for them too. Spanish Sam Allardyce would love it.

Ironically, the urge to stab them has increased ten fold since they appointed Lego head.

“Jaysus”

Okay, just fuck off then.

The way some of you can’t accept a blonde scouser is 10x better than a player who hasn’t played for us in 18 months. Goddamn your feelings have been hurt. #rentfree