Dazzler

I mean he's been a disaster for them like, but the least they could have done is told him he was getting the bullet The best part about Potter to West Ham is that he can't go to Everton now so they may stick with Phil Mitchell for a while.

He's grown in the two games. He started off rusty against spurs and got better throughout. I don't think he looked like a player that had missed a year last night, he looked almost as good as I ever remember. But aye, he was always a slow player - just a left footed Schar pinging champagne passes all over the place and putting his body on the line for everything.

What about that caveman brow ridge though eh? You could rest your phone on it and watch youtube during a heavy petting sesh.

No cunt has told the current manager yet though. He's just been doing training and shit as Potter is being interviewed in his office

Then I think we should all get firmly behind his bid to buy them as the fallout would be beyond amazing.

tbf a lot of the talk has been the transfer fee would be roughly £5m. Hopefully, he pulls a Miggy and knocks it back.

I take it exile has never been to a match then.

He's been hinting at using military force to take control of Greenland and the Panama Canal for "national security" reasons. He's going full hitler this time around isn't he?

Fucking hell she could hear colours that cunt. Were we planning on sending the immigrants there on her back?

Chelsea now being linked to Mainoo "Hello and welcome to Chelsea football club - you can find us at www.webuyanyplayer.com - please note, we will only buy defensive midfielders, centre halves and wingers."

You should, it's fucking brilliant - the cunt is wearing everything from the club shop getting made a mug of by a mag

At least we'll have Trafford who's feet function perfectly well, but he has no hands.

This interaction man "allmagsaretossas" - not only has a mag mate, but takes what is clearly a wind up as gospel from a mate who, judging by his own moniker, he thinks is a tossa. Brilliant.

It's nice when he says our two players up top would walk into their team. Murphy must love hearing things like that - not sure which of Isak or Gordon he's leaving out though tbh.

I fucking refuse to believe the fella on the right isn't playing a character here

Schar for Botman and Bruno in position 10 and the rest is bang on IMO. No way do I think Eddie risks starting Botman in three matches within 7/8 days after a year out. Plus it's fucking Bromley

Just saw a quote attributed to him along the lines “of they managed to score 2 deflected goals and they won the game this way” Trademark classless cunt.

The fact they spent £100m on Rice still boggles my mind. Genuinely don’t see what the big deal is with him. He’s a marginally better version of Longstaff

Hitch is a mag in disguise because Mackem DJ has absolutely nailed why we won this.

If this is the match that ends this run I’ll be fucking fuming. 2-0 us

Thierry Henry

Aye, he’s got sand on his old one it appears.