Dazzler

It's not like trump to duck out of paying people for services rendered. Completely out of character.

Kevin Gloves' Car. Someone we all like and admire tbh.

The cult of personality around trump is the only thing that keeps that grift going. Vance doesn't have an ounce of charisma in him, as soon as he was the front man he'd be found out. He's found his level as the hype man for a lunatic doing the podcast bro circuit and forcing out the terrible lines they've fed him to try and seem like the cool and edgy christian fundamentalist.

Either of these would be a marked improvement on the tinsel shambles of the FA cup game tbf. This cunt though ... five dots for an ellipsis. Two separate offences, so not an accident. Missing comma after mind. Capitalised P for piss. 2/10

And black and white bar IIRC

He was forced into it with Isak by Wilson getting crocked immediately so it's not usual but not entirely without precedent.

Someone's was though.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the sociopathic cunt was just trying to look sad and that's as close as he could get to expressing human emotion. Also, Trump having a stroke on live TV? Won't be the first time, AMIRITE? Get it? Because he's a very dirty man.

Didn’t realise they made them that big

Kash was showing off his new Glock to a fresher trying to get his tip wet, and through no fault of his own it discharged. And then the gun went off, accidentally.

No. No, thank you.

I'm honestly close to calling for sausage fingers to bring the decision making back to the monarchy. Get some of the former colonies back in line too. Them North Americans are going too far.

An American fella on Radio 2 just said it's a shame Trump's minions have gutted the FBI otherwise they'd be able to launch a huge investigation into who did it.

If Trump ran four years earlier none of it every happens tbh. Obama would have ended the MAGA shit quickly. If MAGA never happens then the global rise of the alt/far-right never happens IMO. Even someone like Newsome vs Trump in 2016 kills MAGA dead just by bantering him into submission.

Chey Onwewreh is mine and I reported a load of flytipping near ours and I got her assistant. Mackems are right about her. Fucking half a job didn't even show up with a litter picker.

Aye, if I'd voted for what I liked the sound of in the last election I'd have probably voted for Lib Dems tbh. Ed Davey seems like a sound, and principled bloke who actually had some good ideas for social care. Plus, he spent the entire campaign having a fucking lads holiday. I voted tactically, and will probably have to again because I think we're fucked as a nation if Farage gets the gig (which seems increasingly like an inevitability at the minute). Starmer has to be on his death rattle now. We'd have had three tory PMs by this point.

I made the mistake of looking for the latest news online and it's already doing my fucking tits in. I'd love to know how they've absolutely determined the reason he was shot was his fucking awful political and personal beliefs. They haven't even caught the cunt who did it, haven't got any evidence, a manifesto or anything. For all we know, this shooting could be the paedo finder general. Maybe he shagged a sniper's missus on the sly. It's probably the politics, but lets not rule out a funnier reason just yet, MSM.

I hope the memes for 9/10 are as good as the ones for 9/11 or this is all going to be for nowt tbh.

The thing is nearly everyone beat Kirk in argument. The Cambridge kids barely get out of first gear and had him reeling. He was quite literally the moron’s moron.

Still better than Trump’s hand in a bird and one in her bush.

2-0, us

Weird that I hope he pulls through. I think him snuffing it makes the right even more militant and that’s the last thing the world needs.