Dazzler

He’ll be a great sub on the hour when Jordan Henderson gets hooked. The sub will be called on the 46th minute but it’ll take Henderson that long to sprint off the pitch.

Didn’t we do that with Isak?

Unless the t-shirts were chawed of course.

Bold claims from a brave, bold boy.

They'd have had to adjust their celebration to suit, but the Jota one was almost there:

Everyone else in Teesside with eczema is tooling about in a PIP wagon. There's more chance he'll be showing up at Benton next July in a Fiat Doblo

Impeccable Merlin

I was just about to point out that the journo fed the correct info will be LE, and this all reads like Edwards is on another rotisserie chicken bender I just hope he got consent.

He seems fine to me, Mr Howe.

Really hedging his bets with that last sentence like

It would explain why he went from Thierry Henry to Colin Hendry up front after the league cup final.

2-0 us

I think there’s been more than two like.

Half a billion spent and not one signing made in their most vulnerable position.

They will. We all will. As soon as he puts his first goal in.

Breaking in. Making it three for three.

This is not football? Like at the end of the first half when they were a goal up with a man advantage and taking weeks to take set plays. He’s not wrong, he’s just got the teams mixed up the doctor X’s downsie brother looking cunt.

All over a worked incident hours before that accidentally went wrong. Fucking lunatic.

He could wank both bits of a hermaphrodite at the same time with one hand. What a man.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/2099213/newcastle-transfer-news-alexander-isak-liverpool in other news Troy Deeney went on to have a normal training session.

He is, but then again so are Tino and Trips who've filled in at LB loads of times.

I find myself agreeing with Carragher here: Jamie Carragher sends Liverpool huge warning over Alexander Isak - and insists 'crisis' over Newcastle star could cost them the title | Daily Mail Online