Dazzler

I can’t wait for him to get back to work tbf. More likely to get a knee high, career ender in a competitive game.

The Dubravka one was fucking mint tbf

So, Jota dies in a car accident and Ekitike does the tribute celebration thing about it then gets caught doing this. The scousers mental gymnastics are really being put to the test on 2025. First defending Isak for conducting himself worse than that RAT TAA. And now this.

Merson: Noocarssul will be sweatin' that these two will come in and score more than Isak. Which ar'hm not so shore abaaat. Wissa scored the same number of goals from open play as Isak last year, and Woltemade has already equalled Wilson's league tally from last year despite not making his debut yet. Not to mention that Isak will be playing a lot less games for Liverpool sharing minutes with Ekitike and Gakpo. I think we'll be alright.

The ex CEO of Villa is on SSN slagging us for Isak - all the while defending doing the exact same thing with Jack Grealish.

I can't wait for the bed wetting when people find out it's only £28m. Frankfurt have entered us from behind without breaking open the KY

Got to feel a bit sorry for Elanga. When he joined it was with the understanding that he'd be supplying goals to his fellow countryman and he'd get to knock about with his mental cunt of a best mate and both have fucked off on the same day

Neave looked like he had promise in the few minutes he got in preseason like.

I can't wait to see Donna Rama in sticks for Man City either.

"I'm sorry, my stethoscope appears to be broken. I can't find a heartbeat. I've tried multiple times." "Ah, don't worry about that. I don't have a heart."

Isak is about to leave the training ground to do the rest of his medical at a hospital. Don't suppose there is a book depository or grassy knoll on the way is there?

Surprised we weren’t in for Harvey Elliott tbh. He’s the kind of midfielder we’re lacking IMO.

https://youtu.be/KzUKcXxbU4U?si=OGFMG0g6-jpIrm1g

Guehi. But just after Liverpool sell Gomez to Milan.

Got to appreciate his stones in taking the number 9 shirt too.

Leaked footage of Isak's medical. Hopefully, it's after the bank transfer and Yassir has hit them with a no backsies.

He'd have only gotten himself concussed anyway. Schar is only capable of injuring himself.

Even better.

£55m shared over his contract length - presumably three years. So, less than £20m this year.

It'll be fucking magnificent when he starts to have weekly Onana level howlers when he tries to play out from the back to Harry Maguire.

From Google Gemini:

Breaking news: Wissa is on his way for a medical and Brentford fans think he's a cunt.

Aye. At least you are when it's your butt getting the stuff done to it.

Pete Graves using his screen time to humble brag that he's mates with Lee Clark