Dazzler

Trump: "This would never have happened if we flew white hawk helicopters. DEI at it again!"

Hasn't he already been stung for tax on the Saudi money since he didn't live in the country long enough?

Aye too right, it’s the fucking blind’s fault. I knew it.

I reckon it sounds like someone blowing the cobwebs off an old council bin.

When I was at uni one of my housemates found a video titled "Brazilian Fart Porn" in the early days of pornhub etc - which was basically just insanely good looking Brazilian lasses spreading their cheeks and farting in each others faces and acting like it's a turn on. 20 years later and I still piss myself laughing about it whenever it enters my mind - which is far too often tbh.

He’s a smack head too. Not to disparage the honourable pastime of hitting the brown but they aren’t usually the most trustworthy.

All it will take is a mini pandemic with this lunatic in charge of health and there will be no maga idiots left. So on that basis I hope China have been diddling pangolins again.

They are waiting in the car park.

Only longstaff provides decent rotation options these days though. Targett and Miggy have barely featured and are the obvious ones to bin off. Longstaff can still do a job despite how frustrating he can be at times. I’d not sell for less than £20m.

#Howeout innit fam?

Probably Eddie 'Flat Earth/NWO' Bravo. He's an absolute lunatic.

Also the HGH and the marked uptick in ganj smoking during lockdown rotting his brain.

Remember when they made a huge thing about Burn and Fraser coming out the tunnel together every game because one was tall and the other was a midget? They sat them down for a massively important discussion about it and not once asked them about the turnaround in performances that led us away from relegation.

Once upon a time he was just a stoner bloke who was a mediocre comedian telling jokes for other stoner blokes. He only ever really got famous because of someone recording him going spare at some other comic who'd been blatantly ripping off Rogan's mates. He was never 'good' even in an age of mediocre US standup, but he's fucking utterly dreadful now. Even his podcast was once worth a listen when he used to get interesting people on - or when he'd get a half decent comedian on for the craic. He'd get alt-right cunts on and have a barny with them sometimes too. Then he went down the tinfoil hat route and has subsequently lost the plot entirely. Then leapt to the right because he's good mates with Musk and Dana White just to cap off his full blown HGH divvy transformation. He could have a world renowned physicist talking about interstellar travel and he'd cut them off to ask them if they reckon they could chin a silverback.

I am a little surprised that when Guehi does something homophobic with an armband Sky aren't pointing out that's why the Saudis wanted him.

I failed for Nottingham as well. Luckily it turns out I can’t go anyways, but still I’ve got lucky 3 times so far. I’m there on Saturday but wouldn’t be surprised if that was it for me this season.

Theirs just drive cars? Sad.

Remember when Havertz went two footed and completely off the ground on Longstaff and got away with it? I don’t recall the outrage back then. In fact I distinctly remember Carragher calling it “daft but no more than a yellow” or something like that. Had the roles been reversed they’d be crying for a lengthy ban like Keane on Haaland’s dad.

He’s not been injured or anything. Definitely not because he was injured at the start of the season and struggled to get up to speed only to get injured again. He’s just not kicked on and lost his confidence.

Seeing it at normal speed it looked like it was really harsh tbf - but you see stuff like this and realise exactly why he was sent off. Coming in this high is dangerous and stupid.

"To whom it may concern, If I wanted to watch a drunken Irishman wank off his dog, I'd pay my grandad a visit. Neville and the hockler are a disgrace too. Their "patter" should be taken out back and put out of it's misery along with 'Keano's' dog. You should be ashamed. Not even the canny enough blart can pull me back from cancelling my sub. Murdoch looks like someone drained the meat out of a sharpei, and - despite his millions - definitely has an android box with kodi on it - not that I am a grass or owt like that - but he doesn't even use it for sports devil - he's watching questionable pornos - the fucking haunted trifle. Anyways back to the point, I've got myself a fire stick and the lad at the bar who used to sell pirate blueys out of the back of a black transit has set me up for 40 bar a year. So instead of watching the red club shite now I'm watching Robbie Earle butcher the English language on some American stream. Suck the fattest part of me shaft and gan bust you daft cunts, because I've already cancelled me standing order. Yours in Christ, HMHM"

Any species that has cracked interstellar travel would be coming here the same way people go on safari in Africa. We'd be a big zoo full of hairless monkeys shooting each other with primitive weapons.

tbf he's doing the same as he managed last season over a similar amount of games. I think the problem for Murphy was that Howe always preferred Miggy up until this season.

Must be AI because the stand is full.