Dazzler

Someone the American right think is great at debating abortion laws. A bunch of Cambridge students made him cry.

Where was this shooter during presidential campaign? Saved the crack shot for a nobody.

Speak for yourself. I got two tickets for Barca.

He probably thinks Muslims bow to a flag.

Should change his name to Matte Black the dull cunt.

He should get the chair for those creases tbh. I'd protect the shit out of my wife if she ever let me leave the house looking that unkempt.

They have been all over the footbridges in Slatyford, Newbiggin Hall and Westerhope like. Just good, honest British lads taking time out of their busy schedules of drinking Kestrel and knocking their lasses about to hang flags up in honour of protecting wimmin. Coz, that'll show them.

Needs more cock in a hoover. 5/10. Must try harder.

This is up there with the lad who ate fish and rice cakes every day. Then on Wednesday he only had fish for breakfast and we weren’t sure what to do with it until he finally blew the lid off it with a fish and rice cakes dinner.

Abeytzeh as well, surely.

You underestimate how many people want me dead.

Have some respect. They are all brothers, fathers and lovers....to their sisters..

"They are willing to pay it, therefore FMV" It would be a fucking nonsense to assume a third party would pay more than they deemed fair. Though, I suspect the PL will do everything in it's power to prove we're fleecing companies

I like how he's one off on every number he verbalises. Says five, holds up six. It proves he's thick as whale spunk - which we all knew anyway.

I wanna tak you dewn to Koahkoahmoah Wa'll get there fast And then wa'll tak it slowah

It would be, but hate crimes don't apply to soulless hell spawn.

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“Mam, ah don’t want me picksha taken.” ”Shurrup it’s for ya nanna so she can see they fit.” ”ah wanna gan on me new bike with me pals” ”not in that ya not, get changed.”

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There's one for the Bradford game now and you'll be about 200 in the queue if you hurry. You'll still lose out. But at least you won't have a long wait.

He's only taking her to Germany. You only get that kind of treatment for a Paris or Milan trip in my experience.

One of my old mates from work was a proper thoroughbred mackem. One day on the phone with a supplier he asked for them to arrange transport for something direct to the customer. Hearing him say kewreyeh more than once, the ops director's immediate red-faced rage, and then listening him spelling it out is still one of the funniest things I've ever had in a work setting and it was a decade ago. The ops director (a lad called Terry) then decided to play a game, trying to trick him into saying it again and when he did screamed "COURIER. IT'S FUCKING COURIER YOU DAFT MACKEM CUNT" Then again, his missus was from Whitburn and despite marrying her he'd do the Sideshow Bob shudder whenever he was on the phone to her because she used to call him "Tuhrey".